Regrets on Being an Asshole
"usually, there are enough assholes in town that i can lure out here for the jack to change. one every couple of years or so is good enough. but, you gave me too good an opportunity.
Twilight: Jared in Such an Asshole
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My Dad's Asshole (Epilogue)
It's a couple months later, and it seems the Age of Matriarchal Hole Control is here to stay. The several well-loved issues of Chains Magazine have been removed from my backpack and now rest safely somewhere in Mom's closet, I assume. A pretty typical...
My Dad's Asshole (5)
_Do it. Fuck him. Take it back._ Now it's Dad who's gotten too complacent in his mastery of the situation. Lying there asleep on his front on his bed. In his underwear. Pfffft. It's like he's taunting me. "See, I don't have to worry about shit now. I...
My Dad's Asshole (4)
So yeah, it was all going great until Shannon got dragged into the whole thing. We've been going out for almost three months now, and I've been loving it. Her pussy is delicious, she even lets me lick her asshole, and her tits look killer and she...
My Dad's Asshole (3)
Yet another beautiful lazy Thursday night. I've not even remotely started to get tired of them. This time it's classic James Bond on the tube, one of those marathon showings. I don't even pick up the remote to skip through the commercials, cuz I wanna...
My Dad's Asshole (2)
I wake up the next morning, stretch contentedly, grab my toothbrush, and pad to my parents' bathroom in just my boxers. I have my own bathroom, of course. I just feel like joining Dad today. He's also in just his boxers, leaning over the sink and...
My Dad's Asshole (1)
I hook my thumb on the inside of the cheek and open him up so i can see how his asshole's doing. looks like i've already got it plenty puffed up, and the right side of the rim tugs away with my pull. good, he's loosening.
Asshole Ex's and Snarky Clerics
"look honey," she relaxed relieving the tension in her shoulders, "men can be assholes, and i empathize with you. i would love to help you, but i can't.
The Winking Asshole - Thirsty Version
Elge was a horse of standards, or so he thought. He was never one to settle for less, and deplored taking jobs that he would deem were unfit for someone of his stature, being in a fairly rich family. His mother had always said, "We can't please him, so...
The Winking Asshole - Hungry Version
Rannick was a curious lizard. He got into trouble every now and again for ridiculous reasons. As a kid, he liked to explore parts of his house; a fairly big house with many nooks and crannies. Once, in the attic, he took a misstep and fell through the...
Chapter 7 The Handsome Asshole
The Handsome Asshole Chapter 7 Etienne lay on his face with his backside in the air, his eyes hooded as the stranger's tongue bathed his erection, soft balls, and the tight pink knot straining between his hard buttocks. The handsome stranger was slow...