Digimon Darkness
Terriermon: hey i have a name you asshat! wyatt: its a terriermon! from that old series me and my friends used to watch! terriermon: haha! show? little do you know that was real! wyatt: wait, your odd looking, a black terriermon?
Victim
Ever since i signed with that asshat auramus, it's been repetitive bullcrap in which only me, myself, and i could ever make a spot of difference.
Paperwork
asshat, if you already drafted it up why did you make me ask for it?... ha ha, you got the bitch to beg... yeah, i will...
Conning the Arena 11
Tags: m/m, peacock, polar bear, golden retriever, asshat, sci-fi, masturbation, ice, danger, death, series, erection, nudity, argument, lore,
Futzler Files #3: Whiskey Business
Probably all three, knowing that asshat. frelly's magic brew sat cradled in my arms as i sprawled across the porch swing. with a practiced motion i popped the top off of the fresh bottle to give the open end a hello kiss.
The Safeword is 'Papa' (ch.2)
To his credit, baron von asshat was a true professional. he never once broke character and seemed to be drawing from some deep reserve of parental knowledge as he took care of me.
The Safeword is 'Papa' (ch.1)
More 'indulgent father' than 'snarky asshat'. "you're killin' me, kiddo. _okaaayy_. tell ya what... we'll watch beauty and the beast, and then we'll catch what's left of the monster movie marathon. deal?" i grinned cheekily. "deal!"
A fox's struggle - 06 - Wishful thinking
"what are you smirking at asshat?" the vulpine grumbled. "that little white glob stuck to your chin fur" said sean, breaking out in laughter as the heavily blushing fox tried to wipe the nonexistent cum from his chin.
A short sob story
Your's truly, the narrator of your shitty sob stories you asshat. " "p.s. get a fucking life!"
Warehouse Dog 1
Wolf: "those asshats have drawn more blood on you my friend, a good job that i came in when i did." the wolf reaches a paw out towards my muzzle and as a last show of defiance, i begin to growl and snarl. the wolf's paw stops dead in its tracks.
Shoulder To Cry On
Damn it if some asshat would rob him of that one, small thing. ollie grabbed a book--not one he recognized--and strode up to the bathroom door.
Roommates 16: Party Hard
Preferably with sem, but hey, even this asshat was hilarious with a few drinks in me. " " " "serious shit." " "could swear. "besides, dail just wants to suck his cock." shit. i didn't want _this._ i wanted us to have a good time.