The Ride to the Function
I once rode with someone I knew to a function. That is, by someone I knew, I mean someone I had never met once in my life, and by "function," my meaning is inconsequential to the story and the reader need know nothing more about it. I sat across from...
Tick-Tack & Brooms 1st porno.
Hi my name if Tick-Tack I'm a wolf you know me if you saw me I'm one of those black & Tan ticks that live in the port city of Le Meilla witch sits on the sunny west coast of our great nation, me and my family live in an old sandstone town house that...
Shifting Consequences--Chapter 46: Breaking Trust
Even if someone's just setting up absurd jokes, they have to have some planning to get the most laughs. ever since he met mal, mal never gave him orders. he asked for help, but didn't demand it.
Shifting Consequences--Chapter 28: Beyond Doubt
If you're the god of absurdity, you have to have someone to appreciate the absurdity or it's meaningless. you tried to keep me away from them and got me questioning my own sanity. it's obvious you care about them.
Udderly Absurd, Chapter 2
A followup to udderly absurd that i forgot to upload earlier. ooops the towering bull and the rat stared at each other for what felt like an eternity.
Udderly Absurd - Part 1
It was almost a normal day for Sim. Sim was a brown rat, with off white fur from just above his nose down the front of his neck to his chest. The went over his stomach, all the way down to his groin. He was an inspector, tasked with going through the...
Zero, FIRST
FIRST With a mad dash I wanted to get closer to that distant voice: it may very well have been my only hope at understanding my doing in that place. When I stopped to catch my breath I was surprised by how quickly my strengths returned to me, and...
Twas the Night before....WTF?!?!
_WARNING: There is no good explanation for this. It's weird, it's...it's all kinds of just WTF. I don't know how it derailed so far. I was reading a poem, started writing a little copy just to end boredom, and somehow, it just...devolved and mutated...
Uncommon Attraction
Chris just like before, couldn't call for help, forcefully pulled towards the absurd trap. not knowing what awaited her below chris' paws, she started praying for all gods she know, good and evil.
Shifting Consequences--Chapter 14: Sexy Shopping
A follower of absurdism, are we? i can dig it--philosophy class was a blast. but, be serious, babe, i know you want me." that's it! he needs to be as absurd as possible.
Accidentally Infinite
He had come to accept his absurd and still increasing size. if anything, he was a little excited about it again and not in just the "i'm-happy-this-is-happening" kind of way.
Shifting Consequences--Chapter 15: Chasing Dreams
He was born a minor god of absurdity as far as i'm concerned. my help wasn't required." the kitten smiles warmly. "one of my compatriots actually joked that i had impregnated douglas adams' mother.