Dinner at The Shitter
It wasn't that the mouse hated the skunk flavored shish-kebab, but it was so spicy that it was irritating his eyes and messing with his sinuses. "you sure you can handle that shish-kebab?" asked samuel.
Ballbusting poetry
Two plump orbs speared on her claws like a shish-kebab. but it could be worse. at least he wasn't blue-balled. or a eunuch (yet). and dear god, that _tongue_: wrapped around his throbbing shaft, making his toes curl...
Meat Puppet
But instead of a shish kabob, i was riding on his dick! the next day proved no better as we waited for the curtain call. firmly planted on his-er-lap, and his squishy balls. beyond the red fabric, i heard the audience cheer.
Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Nineteen
"oh, shish kebabs!" i yelled. it was like the dragon had been eating raw sewage and had decided to vomit it at me -- and i got the horrible feeling that's exactly what it was. but the dragon wasn't the only one with good reflexes.
The Newlande Legacy Ch3
Brish sauntered over with an extra shish kebab of barbecued vegetables for phonis._ "whats with you bud, you've really been out of sorts for days?"
Intro/The First Bust
I once had a particularly crazy knight try to make a shish-kabob of my testicles -- she just straight-up stabbed 'em with her sword.
Escaping the War
We had a last bitch-session in the tavern over shish-kebabs and cashews. the next morning, i was bussed out of town and put onto a large "iron" spaceplane. the ship was fucking huge.
Shady Impressions (VDO Special Edition!)
"don't get between me and a potential shish-kebab, kid! haaaaaaa!" the mage flicked the disc forward into the air, where it halted and spun. dirt from around the road shot towards it, as did several small rocks and a handful of branches.
A Real Friend
Without you, i would either be tailless or shish kabob," his tail giving a quick swish of happiness, "sorry for not telling you about being a dragon and all," his tail then drooping between his legs.
Pushing Forward, New Clues
I would have been shish kabob!" exile laughed, getting up. "no time for that! let's move!" blitz replied, pulling exile backwards. "guys follow me!" keith shouted "we're going to get surrounded!"
The Plan
This fate was often worse, as the cruel, curved claw usually failed to pierce a vital organ, and sometimes even left the human skewered like a shish-kabob for a few steps.
The Big Leagues
Of all the things he thought would happen today, having his balls almost turned into shish kebab was not one of them. how was this even allowed? giving him a second to roll around, the beedrill floated toward him.