Red Bull give you wings!

"oi! oi! fox!" the fox looked over at the same wolfess, her legs folded as she sat in the director's chair which made his eyes widen. this earned him a smirk as the 'receptionist' looked to her crew, making sure they were ready.

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Happy Anniversary - Chapter 6

So oi sat meself down next to the teary-eyed girl, and i say, 'miss, is there something oi can help you with?'

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underwears are mandatory to 'wear'

Whoy wouwd oi want to do that?', he asked. 'whoy wouwd oi need to when oi gowt youwu buwgy wuwgy woight hewe?' he then gives your bulge a firm squeeze.

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Soul of Fire - Chapter 2

Now, as oi see this, you got two choices 'ere. oi can either kill you lot, or you can give me th' boy. don't really care which you pick, 'cept oi get paid better if the littlest one 'as all 'is limbs in all the right places."

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Salamandastron: Behind the Bushes, part 2

"no, oi bain't 'ungry," said arula. "but oi think oi c'd use some cuddlin'" "no problem," said samkim. "how's this?" he said as he started to rub her shoulders. "oi'm really loiken that much, burr hurr," said arula.

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The last Son of Janus

The only thing oi can think of is, if oi don't lower his temperature he's going to get brain damage. so...oi just whip me dick out, an' start peeing all over him...hahaha. and oi really been holding it in fer hours!"

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"The Last Son of Janus" by Nahualmorph

The only thing oi can think of is, if oi don't lower his temperature he's going to get brain damage. so...oi just whip me dick out, an' start peeing all over him...hahaha. and oi really been holding it in fer hours!"

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Atonement

"ya know oi wanted to take the little guy away from all this...but if i do this, it means oi'll have to be traveling all the toime...oi can't just...oi won't...'e needs a home tusk, a real home." the boar smiled and finished his beer.

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The Mad Mansion of Dr. Moreau, Game 5, Chapter 3

"oi ain'tcher mom. go hoide somewhere while oi' raise cain an' keep people busy. 'r come with me an' raise a ruckus. or go take'a nap in the nursury yew crawled outta. oi dun care." she rolled her eyes. "oi ain't here t'take care o'yah.

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"Atonement" by Nahualmorph

"heh, oi used to have a reptile buddy when oi was your age. he was a raptor, oi taught 'im how to jerk off, you know?"

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Redwall: Behind the Bushes, Part 2

"oi wud have loiked t' see this 'orse," said foremole. "perhaps you can someday if she comes back," said constance. "dinner's ready, let's come back inside." so foremole and constance went back into the abbey.

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The Final Stand 3 - Operation Nakatomi

oi won't say who wuz better than others. oi'm not makin' this a competition between you lot. oi just want you all...to be the best that ever wuz.

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