Mutiny on the Booty

_We were a crew of scurvy dogs but we sure loved to pump_ _even though the ship we sailed was just a ragged dump._ _Every day we pumped together, standing side by side._ _The water kept on creeping in, I thought that we might die._ _Into the oceans...

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Happy Tree Friends Oneshots

"no use opening that door me hearty, why don't you take your punishment and you'll get to stay on this ship without being thrown overboard har har!" said the voice of russel as lifty slowly turned around.

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Ocean Depths. Chapter 33

"arrr me hearty, i keel hauled them out the window!" carlson growled back making justin groan to himself. not another one of their rope play sessions. "carlson!" lucas shot back from across the room. "it's unlocked, hun."

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Chiricov- Chapter 1: First Steps into the Lion's Den

"drink up, me hearty. yo ho!" he exclaimed as he tossed his head back and downed his bottle of whiskey.

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Mystic Family Redux: 2 - Pixie Pranks

And now that i have you, i'm the queen, so i'll say 'wrenches' and 'blowdown me heartys' if i wanna." "fun?

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Luca's Story Ch. 12

"ya-har, man the tiller 'n hoist the main sail, me hearties. another storm ho, and she looks like uh real bitch," harold said in a pirate-like accent that was all too good. the two girls giggled. it felt good, laughing even as black skies loomed.

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Volume 7 Blow the man down

"me hearties... to battle!" he roared and the crew responded with a "yo ho!" and then scrambled to prepare for a fight. selena just hoped that erik and the crew were alright.

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Journey of the Valiant - Part I

When he got no replies from his followers, snide chuckled, "alas, i get to go first, me hearties. and where i know all of you want to have a go at this beautiful wolf before you, well, sorry, that won't be today.

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Robin Hood of the High Seas

When she was done thinking she called out to her crew, "you heard him, me hearties! they are head to toe in booty! take what ya like!" her crew growled, if you can call it that, in excitement and went to work gathering everyone's valuables.

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Crocs of the Leather Stick Together 14 - Spectral Showdown

"ahoy there, me hearties!" "wha-...kuh...k-klubba!?!!" "the one an' only." "how, wha, he-" "the place he's guardin', the lost world?" explained kruz.

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Care Bear Magi Life Chapter 8

"arr me hearties, i be the dread pirate pinkfeather, terror of the sea and the sky and, umph!" sweet heart winced as she pulled the costume off, shaking her wings and tail after she did so.

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Redefining Status

Scores of half naked and completely bare kangaroo men and women all surrounded me, nearly all at once, giving me hearty shakes, pats across the shoulders, belly, that sort of thing.

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