Hard Boiled Chicken Detective
#4 of linda tritz eka's portal, furaffinity randy and weslie anderson, a picture perfect young couple, have disappeared abruptly and without a trace, leaving their families afraid, confused, and looking for answers.
Eating the Client
"ah yes, i'm linda tritz. just hang your coat and bag on the rack over there and sit here in front of the desk." linda said as she walked over to the door.
Public transit to Ostrich tract
#12 of linda tritz a commissioned piece for ecmajor, starring his wonderful giraffe, regina mallory kensington iii (or simply mallory to her friends.)
Post-Jog Meal (Atinesa)
linda tritz belongs to me, aka geno9999 atinesa belongs to... atinesa. geno9999 -- linda tritz was working up quite a sweat jogging along the city park's winding pathway.
Procrastin-Ate
He slowly tilted his head back to look up, heart sinking like a rock when he saw just who those particular breasts belonged to: linda tritz, his voracious ostrich character.
A Typical Christmas for the Tritz
#3 of linda tritz as the title implies, this is about what christmas used to look like for the tritz household; linda and roger would bring a friend or two over for some fun and conveniently forget to tell them that they're gonna eat them by the end of the
Anniversary Meal
#2 of linda tritz the abruptly widowed linda tritz was unprepared for a life without her precious husband roger. even going to her favorite bar to drown her sorrows brings up memories of the numerous meals and one-night stands she and her husband had.
With Neighbors Like These...
#1 of linda tritz linda and roger tritz have a problem with one of their neighbors, margaret, who in turn has several problems with the ostrich couple's sexual lifestyle.