Ninth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (7 years late entry for worst crossover fanfiction contest)
When they got there lee harvey oswald was aiming his rifle to kill kennedy. sonic curled into a ball and jumped on oswald's head, killing him instantly. then they robbed his ass. "check his hands" said sonic, "does he have any rings?"
Opus 2. Ch1. Overture
If lee harvey oswald hadn't pulled the trigger. if the soldiers in boston that night hadn't fired. if lincoln had decided to stay at home. all of these moments changed history forever.
Patterson and Crew: Gaming Night
Could he stop lee harvey oswald with a swift right hook? "so, you totally have a futuristic eye and an eldritch penis." the chat exploded with protestations, with even ceylon grasping his head and storming down the hall. "how fucking dare you!"