The Seeker, Chapter 4
She led me to the pentagram room, but kept me on the leash this time so i wouldn't attack the operator if it made any snide remarks about my gay harness.
The Seeker, Chapter 10
I never heard about the two pilots that got admitted to bellevue for "observation" after they reported chasing a "big red dragon in a gay harness" all around downtown for half an hour.
The Seeker, Chapter 3
"did you see that gay harness it was wearing?" "should we report this?" "what do you think?" "naw, you're right. no one would believe us, hell i don't even believe it!"
The Seeker, Chapter 6
Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding over my gay harness the other operator tended to pop me up in the middle of major highways during rush hour, not fun. hopefully this imp was more professional.
The Seeker, Chapter 7
My sore and abused tongue was still hanging out of the corner of my mouth though so i probably just looked retarded; especially in the gay harness she makes me wear just to be mean. it's so unfair.
The Seeker, Chapter 5
I was lying on my back on my favorite new asbestos rug (the potted man-eating plant ate my last one) chewing on the gay harness she makes me wear, but the damn thing is chew proof, she is so diabolical.
The Seeker, Chapter 33
I thought, i'd just gotten rid of that damn gay harness, and now my mistress had probably gone and got another one! time to make myself scarce.
The Seeker, Chapter 31
I thought about visiting the fire salamanders, but decided they'd probably make fun of my gay harness. my mistress could be so mean sometimes. i'd been good, and she does this to me! mean, mean, mean! it was so unfair!
The Seeker, Chapter 16
It was my sole possession except for my asbestos rug and the gay harness my mistress makes me wear. mistress framed it and hung in on the wall, which was so very nice of her.
The Seeker, Chapter 26
My stupid gay harness had been torn up in my battle with dracul, and mistress had sent it to be repaired. she thinks it makes me look dignified, i think it makes me look like a great big sissy. maybe i could bribe a sand worm to eat it or something.
The Seeker, Chapter 11
All i had was my gay harness, and it's not even mine. i'm just a slave; i own nothing, not even myself. which is fine by me, it makes for good job security and low overhead, which is pretty important if you're immortal.
The Seeker, Chapter 14
A surprise in hell is usually something bad, like being forced to wear a stupid costume or my gay harness, but a treat is usually something nice.