Neoteny is Monotony
April the 3rd is the day when she took off her shirt and I discovered that my dog-headed wife of twenty years had testicles for boobs. I was 19. I was married about a year before actually being born and so was "she" (if you could still call her that,...
Captain Incesto and the SPAAACE BABIES
There is no Captain Incesto because I ate him. He did not give me considerable rectal distress because I possess no such rectum because I'm a skeletal dinosaur. There are no Space Babies. I can't believe you ever thought there were. I mean what the...
Chapter 1: The Missing Middles
The first chapter in my introduction to the furry fandom. critiques are welcome, although i prefer you send them to me by private note. i won't be revising this one, but i will take any advice and questions you have into account as i write chapter 2.