A Crappy Day

After that gruesome sight, the bug said in a steady voice, "i am a dung beetle. i roll around others poo for a living."

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Conker’s bad balls day

Then conker moved onto what could only be described as the land of shit, put on his gas mask the was highly needed and rolled a dung balls to the top of shit mountain and it fell right onto the biggest dung beetles big balls and ordered his fellow beetles

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"The Gift": A Primer on Spirits (Part 2)

_okay, so it is... but, still, the idea of seeking out dead bodies and collecting the fading essence a soul leaves behind makes me think of dung beetles surviving by eating excrement. bleh._ well, it's not 'bleh' to the dung beetle, kon.

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wolfbane isle: chapter 2

Not even a dung beetle would live here... so... why am i in here?_-she thought, then she remembered- _oh, that dream, it wasn't really a dream then...

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Lost Memories: Chapter 3: Through the Night

I checked some of the vials on the shelves; one said giant dung beetle repellent, another said puppy love potion, another said amnesia away. i immediately picked up the amnesia away and asked, "does this work?"

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Tales From the Dust District

She aint' one of your dung beetles out in the weeds, she's top dollar, charge her properly or i don't want nothing to do with a half charged doll, no way to know if she's defective til she's fully charged.

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90 Days in Tokyo - Prologue

I want to make it count, and while it sounds interesting, i'm not particularly fond of the idea of spending my summer among the dung beetles in the kalahari or sweating my balls off in amazonian colombia--not even taking into account the american stereotypes

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Aiden's *Trip* Home

At the last second, the gigantic pastry was heaved to the right, presumably by either gravity or some over industrious dung beetle, and fell onto it's base. "marmalade..."

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Harry Potter and the room of fulfillment

"you chopped up your dung beetles... instead of crushing them as was plainly ordered in line seven of my clearly written instructions." the slytherin's were openly laughing now as the steam coming from ron cauldron turned a deathly black.

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Outsiders. Chpt 4.

Frog legs, lizard tails, bat wings, dung beetle carapaces and dull gray scales of some sort of fish lined the closest row. "i know already." logan muttered. "i didn't want too. i shouldn't even have mentioned it to him."

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