Dead On Arrival

"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" is © J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie (Fun fact: It was first sung on Eddie Cantor's radio show in November 1934.) On the 26th of December Santa Claus, the great big jolly Polar Bear, arrived home...

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Revenge

**Revenge** _Written by Arian Mabe (Amethyst Mare)_ _A monologue._ _ _ The cogs started turning with the bloody apple. No, no - the apple wasn't bloody, but the blinds, the blue blinds, were splattered with the stuff. Those painted bricks, the...

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The best sleep over ive ever gone to!

At the party was me(a large red dragolisk with a bulky bodey figure) jay(old school friend, a small fox with a sleak bodey) kat(a very snootie blue cat) and the host of the party ella(gothic type dark blue cat with a dark humour) when i gotto the party i was

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Third Arc Zero Street: Prologue

The smirk the figure wore obtained some semblance of dark humour and broke into a grin. "of course it's being watched. you're just going to have to trust me when i say i'll take care of it."

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Love At It's Finest: Episode 5

Well, at the very least, he appreciates dark humour. i gaze out the window and let the lights and signs of buildings run together. one of my ears flicks back as he turns the radio up from its apparently mute status.

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Dran and Mist - Chapter Twelve - Angel

Jason clenched his fists, jaw setting; his dark humour pierced by shock. he looked away, "how do you...?" "it left you behind didn't it? crying and cursing your weakness."

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Daddy Issues Part 1

But he could probably allow himself the kind of dark humour, the kind when you notice someone's milk has started leaking into the rest of their shopping at the checkout, of reminding reynard that he _used_ to squeal when people grabbed his tail.

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Gildedtongue's Story, Chapter 6

It had been ages since hir last laugh and despite hir dark humour, it certainly felt good.

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The Minuet of the Medicae Corps (TDS Side #8)

A soft, rumbling chuckle of dark humour escaped him across the rim of his glass. oh, but just like being a doctor, he had been very, very good at it.

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The Traveling Slave pt1

Larise gave a dark humoured laugh as if amused at some inside joke. "and you?" shadi's mismatched irises met the coyotes own.

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