You know the wax rind they have on some varieties of aged cheese? That but it's a pun about furry smut

Lance woke up feeling a bit chilly, rubbing his eyes as he sat up and yawning. The blankets were torn off of the bed, and even his thick fur didn't help. He was quite furry even for a sergal, so the cold seemed unusual. He rolled out of bed, lazily...

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The scientist’s new clothes

Everyone at the lab joked calling it the "condom suit", since it looked and felt like one.

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Condom Testing [Living Latex]

"the one use condom suit it a revolutionary product for the lovers of latex suits! it spreads all over your body as if you were alive, coating you in a thin layer of semi-transparent rubber."

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Hairy Potter's trip to Diagon Alley

"listen, hairy, would yeh mind if i slipped off fer a pick-me-up in the leaky condom?""suit yourself, haggard, but i suspect that one of your main responsibilities on this trip is to see to me, so don't wander far.

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