Major Wood
"I've got some major wood," Donner said. Blitzen immediately appeared next to his brother's side, clutching the redwood-sized thigh and staring at his crotch with a hungry grin. His face quickly fell when he saw his brother's crotch wasn't full of...
Speech Practice
"Thanks for coming by, guys," Delaney said as Donner and Blitzen entered his house. "I really appreciate it." "No problem, Del," Donner said, placing a thick, unlit cigar between his lips as he ruffled the grizzly bear's head fur. "And don't worry,...
Dating Advice for Shy Shires
It was a quiet night at the Pole, and Donner had just ordered a round of drinks for himself, his brother Blitzen, and their shire friend, Andre. "So, Andre," Blitzen said, grinning up at the black dappled horse, "what did you want to talk to us...