The CCC Chapter one
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A long time ago in the land of Nigeria there was a Cruel prince named
Zimbu.
Zimbu was half hydra and was misjudged by others making him super duper evil...like more evil than darth vader when he had a bad cheese burger at mc galaxy
So Zimbu was walking down the streets one day when he heard a beutiful princess talking...
"Omg that is like sooooo fancy much more fancy than the prince Zimbu"
At those words Zimbu was heart broken so Zimbu ran away and got lost in Canada because he didn't know the Canadians mysterious culture until a letter from Hogwartz told Zimbu to go to the spooky and mysterious CCC The Canadian Culture Club
This was the Spookiest place in the world so Zimbu got scared and robbed a bank to buy a ticket to Nigeria so he could be with his family and not be scared but Zimbu got caught and shot 47 times in the chest because the young hydra prince was in Compton,Canada which was an evil police base
Anyways,Zimbu sent out letters and emails to everyone of his long lost relatives which is why you may have received the Nigerian prince email with him asking money for a bail,Luckily infinity Fox from the CCC saved Zimbu from certain death and racial stereotyping,so when Zimbu got to the club everything was silent except for a Llama dancing around the universe Holding the CCC Hostage so infinity fox Burned the llama effectively killing it to make the world a better place and when the CCC members were untied they put on pirate hats and sung a song...
"Phil the diplomatic lion
He is so much cooler than you"
And they kept singing it with a well done chorus making me realize that the CCC is actually a cult that worships Phil the diplomatic Lion!
Now what have I gotten into...Find out In the next chapter!!!