Out of the Closet
#1 of Is Funny Comrade
Sexuality and other jokes. Warning some are really bad.
Conscript 1: My father was so surprised when I came out of closet to him.
Conscript 2: Why was that, comrade?
Conscript 1: Because I yelled "Aaaarrrhh!" when I jumped out
Corporal Mstislav: Why is Dimitriy always in the back of the formation?
Sgt Vitaliy : I do not know, Corporal, I guess he like it in the rear.
Worker 1: I tell you, comrade. My sex life is like cheap American buffet.
Worker 2: What? Always plentiful and much verity?
Worker 1: No. Is always self-service!
Conscript Kovlov: So my girl friend tried giving the head for the first time yesterday.
Conscript Fedrov: Oh, lucky dog you.
Conscript Kovlov: Not really . . . I tell her 'Is easy just lick it like the totsy pop.'
Conscript Fedrov: Sound right to me . . . ? What went wrong, Dymetri?
Conscript Kovlov: She do okay for first three licks. Then she try to bite the tip off!
Marine 1: Hey! Comrade Kilva smuggled some vodka from the port. You coming?
Marine 2: I hate drinking with that guy! I always wake up like this ship.
Marine 1: What?
Marine 2: At sea, swaying, and my lower decks full of seamen.