A part of my story saga/chronicle/chapter

Story by Ulrich Schwul on SoFurry

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This is just a place-holder so you guys can get a (sour) taste of what I do. Just to let you know, I was bored and felt like writing...(and when I'm tired, I feel like I'm high...and I was VERY tired), so this story isn't really went to be taken seriously.

Oh, and did I mention that I was writing this on my iPod? So, if there are any grammatical errors, I didn't see them. I was just fixing the structure right now (for the most part).

Anyway, enjoy this eye-whore-I mean "eye-sore" until I am though contemplating my life and whatnot.


Ulric grew tired, one morning. He looked out the window and basked in the natural beauty and divinity of the serene sounds of the Spring rain. How he longed to leave this institute of higher learning and to frolic in the glorious weather; the water soaking his face was an affinity to him. (Honestly, it was just because it reminded him of the cum that covers his face every so often. That's right, it's another yiff story! But this one is different!...prepare for constant OOC (out of character) conversation!)

Ulric, a college student at the University of Anthros and the campus slut, as he called himself, sat in a class with his closest peers, his boyfriends, and that one chick who occasionally hangs out with him; the rest of the class is unimportant. However, his scarce interaction with that female was due to the fact that she raises some perplexing thoughts in his mind. If you hadn't noticed yet, Ulric is gay, and he made that...pretty obvious. But, when he was around that female feline, he feels infatuated by her...which just isn't normal for a gay fur. This girl, Gwen, by the name, would occasionally look back and admire how outspoken, carefree, and yet collected he was, and she would wish she was that way. For, it was no secret, she liked him, and today, she'd hope to express it most fervently.

As the continued droning of the professor was drowned out by a single-toned school bell - a tone which happened to be in the key of A -, Ulric, who was exchanging glances and facial-expressions with the other guys, wasn't looking where he was headed and, inevitably, ran into Gwen. I say inevitably because in Gwen's point-of-view, she positioned herself in the trajectory of Ulric's direction causing an intentional collision at their intersection.

"Eep!" Gwen squealed, rather convincingly.

"Oh," started Ulric. "I'm sorry. I...wasn't watching where I was going."

"Oh, it's fine. My chest hurts a bit but that's probably because I'm so skinny." Gwen blushed and looked down and, in a fit of nervousness, spewed the ramblings you see here.

Ulric responded, "You are rather skinny, I-I guess..."

'Skinny? Really?' Gwen thought to herself. 'Ok, let's see...a good conversation-starter as a retaliation. Quick, he's looking at me like I'm weird. Say something!' "I-I...um, are you free? T-tonight?" Gwen stuttered.

"Hmm...?" Ulric looked puzzled. "Well, I guess so. Wh-"

"Could you help me?" She jumped the gun and interrupted him. "I need help with the homework."

Ulric's ears laid flat as he continued looking at the nervous feline with confusion. "...it's only notes though..."

Gwen's face grew redder as she remembers this true fact. "Y-yeah, but I have trouble finding the right things to write down and how to paraphrase it and how to retain it...and uh, I-I was hoping if you could, uh...t-teach me some tactics or something or...s-something..." Gwen looked up at Ulric and saw his face, too, had a light blush upon it.

Ulric knew what the deal was, and he knew that she didn't have many friends, so he accepted the offer. "You know," he started. "I'd be glad to help. Meet me at the café around 6 and I'll help you out." Gwen's face lit up with delight as she scurried off without another word. Ulric looked down the corridor at her as she ran, "See ya..."

Gwen ran off to her dorm and locked the door behind her. The time was 4:30 and she wanted to look good, so she immediately began to undress. She lifted her shirt up and tossed it on her bed. She lowered her skirt to her legs, removing one leg then using the other to kick the skirt aside. She then grasped the thin waistband of her panties as she began lowering them, as they had been wet, when the sound of someone awkwardly clearing their throat broke through the trance Gwen was in. She paused as her panties had just past her butt-cheeks.

"So...how's it going?" Her roommate, a female rabbit named Star broke the awkward silence.

"S-Star! That's right! You're here...yeah...um...it's, uh...it's going good. I'm just...getting ready for a study session..." Gwen stood there, awkwardly pulling her panties back up.

"Let me guess," Star started. "Ulric, huh?"

Gwen blushed, "Yes...how'd you-"

"Hun, don't worry, I've seen my share of cats in high school." That was Star's way of saying she's messed around with females before. Star said that on account of Gwen still trying to awkwardly put her wet panties back on.

Gwen blushed even more, because she knew Star's style of jokes. "I see...well, okay, I guess..." She continues to remove her panties. "But yeah, how did you know about Ulric?"

Gwen walks to her dresser and starts searching for clothes. Star giggles, "Girl, everyone has seen how you light up when you look at Ulric. And I swear it's like a faucet when you hear him talk. But by the looks of your panties, it seems as though Niagara Falls was once there...did he talk you?" Gwen's ears flatten as she blushes and looks back at her.

"Tch...shut up! And I talked to him, thank you."

"Hey, I'm just saying. Any more obvious and it would be a reality show for the other students."

"Is it that obvious?" Gwen slides on a frilly, pink pair of panties.

"Mmhmm."

"...well, I think he's still oblivious to me."

"I'm sure he has some clue. Gay furs are more tentative to their surroundings."

"...I guess." Gwen continues choosing out clothes.

Meanwhile, Ulric walks off to his house. He decided that, as time-efficient as a dorm is, he isn't much of a roommate person, and fraternities are too...strange for his liking. Before graduating high school, he started looking for houses and apartments near his university. Surprisingly, the only apartments were ones designated to the university, so they had a rather high cost. His house is still quite a walk, but cheaper than the apartments. He started looking during high school because his parents were truly insufferable, so he had to get out of there; you know, the typical teenager thing. The only thing is, he actually did something about it. His junior year of high school was when he started looking, after finding the right house, he started looking for a subsequent job, one to get him by for the year. At this time, Ulric was 17, he took his drivers test sophomore year and had his license the second term of junior year. With that job he had, and the combined help of his aunt, he gathered enough money to buy a little, four door car (don't expect a name, I'm not much of a "particular car" type of person) that got him from point A to...well yeah. Senior year, he had already acquired quite an amount of scholarships from his music playing in classes such as Conert band and Percussion ensemble (don't ask about the realism), and he was practically set for college. Feeling it was time for phase three of moving out, he upgraded his job from working at a fast food restaurant, to making and selling his own music. That business treated him well, thanks to his talents and the combined talent of the artist to his track covers by the name of Penmark. Together, they sold quite the amount of songs by digital download over Bandcamp and Ulric felt it was time to move out.

So yeah, a little back story for you. But, as I was saying, Ulric was walking into his house. Being the gay, emo fur that he is, he went to his room and sat there, on his bed, with the lights off, and thought to himself, 'why is it that Endermen don't always drop Ender Pearls!? That's so frustrating.' Oh yeah, aside from sitting on the bed with the lights off, he started playing Minecraft (XD idk sorry). What do you expect? He is still a guy. He can go from "after sex" to "ready for sex" in less than thirty minutes. But Ulric, considering he was gay and didn't really want any freaky business going on with Gwen, he played on his Xbox until 5:30. After acquiring his 11th Ender Pearl and reaching a level of 41, he saw the time, which was 5:28, and saved the game. But, through an act of his OCD, he continued playing until 5:30. Now, after dying by a skeleton sniper from atop a tree, he rage quit, which was why he saved, because things always happen like that to him, and angrily set his controller to charge. Now that it was five thirty...one (you knew it was something because it switched to words, huh?), he decided he'd change from looking rather gay, to looking rather female. Yeah, in his mind, he thought looking like a girl might ease the nervous, dripping girl he's about to go see. That changing took about ten minutes, and, once again, his house was quite a walk from the university, so he left soon after.

The school's cafe was a bustling place full of eager, and not so eager, college students passing time and commingling with their friends in a general setting. The usual brown set made it seem like a cafe, but it was a cafeteria. The lines spanned from the cashiers, doing about a 20-person U-turn, then into a roped off section that marked the line. Ulric walked inside the cafe-teria and took three steps, two to reach the end of the line and one to make himself comfortable where he stood. He looked around the cafeteria (yeah, that's too much to type, going back to cafe) and caught no glimpse of Gwen, but some guys did catch a glimpse of him. Then, he looked to the front of the line and saw that Gwen was already walking to a table, looking rather adorable. She had a short skirt with black and white stripes at the waist, a tight, cutoff T-shirt that read "That one girl" with the letters looking as if they're different traits of her and printed on a blue background. And her shoes, were blue and white...Heelys! Do you remember those? The ones your parents wouldn't let you wear (or you wouldn't let your kids wear) because they seemed dangerous and a lot of stores banded because of documented accidents? Yeah, those. She had those, and she made them work.

Ulric looked at Gwen as she awkwardly sat down, doing that thing girls do where they alter their skirt and take like a minute or two doing so until they feel comfortable...that no one can see up their skirt. Then, as that sensation is, in fact, true, she felt someone was looking at her. She looked around than caught eyes with Ulric. Gwen blushed and looked down then glanced back up and waved. Of course, she was dripping with nervousness and just soaked with her sweat from the spring heat (that rainy days CAN give off!...). Ulric chuckled, blushing lightly as these cute, little things that she did seemed to be what he liked about her, and Gwen seemed to know that and use that to her advantage. Ulric, who didn't really feel like eating, slipped under the line-guard-rope-thing - that isn't really necessary, especially in a college - and went to sit down across from Gwen.

Ulric sat down, almost as awkwardly as Gwen, for his skinny jeans seemed to be gay as well (see how long before you put things together and get the joke). After successfully sitting, he looked up at Gwen who had a clear blush on her face, not necessarily because it was deep, but her face was white. Ulric grew a light blush just by seeing her blush. They exchanged stares until Ulric, who wasn't staring at her breasts(!), but was gazing into Gwen's blue eyes, broke the silence.

"So...homework?" He said, shifting in his seat.

"Oh, y-yeah," Gwen muttered, slowly reaching into her backpack to pull out some textbooks and a note book.

"If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get a drink." Ulric stood up, hoping the movement would ease some stress. He walked to the fountain drink station and grabbed a cup, filling it with ice then filling it with Mountain Dew (I hope I don't get sued for all these brand names I'm using...). Mountain Dew was his favorite drink; he drank it every day (hopefully that helps a bit X3). As he sat back down with Gwen - no he didn't pay, the college doesn't realize they messed up setting the drink station outside the rest of the kitchen area - (still not entirely sure how hyphens work...), he saw that there were a pile of two books, a text book and a handbook. Then, she sat down her notebook.

"So yeah," Gwen started, looking indirectly at Ulric. "How is one to take proper notes?"

Ulric looked at her with a smirk on his face. "Well, aside from listening to the professor, write down the important things he, or she, says, and if he is one of those who speaks fast, abbreviate words and use a lot of signs like arrows and hyphens...and colons and...stuff and whatnot."

Gwen looked up, trying her best to look at him when he talked. "Ok, how about taking notes from books?" After looking at him, she shuffled a bit in her seat.

"Taking notes from the book is a bit more difficult, if you don't know how to skim..." Ulric stopped when he looked at her having a perplexed facial expression. "What's, uhm..."

"Did you say 'how to rim'?" Shows Ulric a taste of what's on Gwen's mind.

Ulric blushes lightly and looks down in comical shame. "No... I said 'skim.' Skim..." They both chuckle a bit. "Anywhore, when you SKIM, quickly read down paragraphs, sections, chapters, writing down important definitions, terms and names, all that jazz. Rimming is an important skill...I mean SKIMMING, DAMN IT." They both laugh from the accidental phrase that I just had to put in there. After they laughed for a good minute or so, the cafe began emptying out from it getting close to closing. They're laughter died down slowly, the random utterance here and there, and Gwen somehow built up courage in the whole scene they just had. As the laughter died and everyone was leaving (..as I...just mentioned...heh..), Gwen slid her tail under the table, which was pretty small, and placed the end onto Ulric's knee, groping up his leg. Ulric, being that he's been fondled under tables a multitude of times, didn't really startle him, but he was a bit surprised from the spontaneous action.

"Are you...caressing my leg with your tail?" He whispered a bit, trying to keep his cool and not embarrass her from the furs walking by.

She nods. "Mhmm."

"Not that I don't like it, but why?" Again, keeping his voice down.

"Well," she started. "I've been meaning to tell you for some time, but I like you, and I just thought th-..."

"I now that. I meant, why here? You could have at least waited until I took you back to my house for more study time, or something."

Gwen blushes lightly and looks up at him in slight shock. "Umm...w-what do you mean? I...thought you were..."

"Gay? Yes." Ulric continued. "You might also know I'm a whore, right?" She nods. "But, what most of everyone doesn't know about me is my kind nature." She looks at him, a bit confused. "Well, I'm a nice guy. And I'm a whore. If a girl wants to get freaky with me, I don't mind. I'll help her out; I mean, it's not every day you get to be an anthro..."

"..."

(YOLAO (You Only Live Anthro Once))

"Yeah, so..."

"Wait," Gwen's ears lay flat and she leans in to whisper. "Are you saying, all I had to do was ask, and I could be yiffing you right now instead of awkwardly talking about notes?"

Ulric smirks and leans forward, whispering. "I'm saying, why are we still here when we could be leaving already and yiffing back at my place?" He licks her nose and she jumps back in shock.

"Mew~..." She squeaks.

Ulric blushes from the super cute noise. "Oh...my...that was so cute. Let's go to my place." Gwen blushes as the two of them follow the light crowd out.