Cocks of the world: St Bernard, Emu, Platypus, Saltwater Crocodile

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[Note: the story written here is better than in the downloadable file]

In a garden in the vicinity of Sydney a young labrador plays around a lake, tossing a ball around. He is watched by a larger, St. Bernard dog, well aged and verging on senility. But this supposed guardian stops his vigil when he notices something: as the ball fell on the lake, the pup inevitably raised his rump and tail, exposing his clean, pink tailhole. This sight quickly arouses the St. Bernard, his 12 inch long penis emerging from the sheath and standing fully long in a matter of roughly ten seconds. As the pup still hasn't sifted position, the St. Bernard quickly runs towards him; in other times he'd be willing to commit suicide over this depravicy, but now his non-functional Alzheimer brain did not care.

(Apologies to people with Alzheimer brain relatives)

He quickly reached towards the pup, and placed himself above him, his legs on the sides of the smaller body and his weight applying some pressure, keeping the labrador on the same position.

"Rolland, what are you doing?" said the puppy, blushing a little.

But Rolland answered not, his mind broken by irrational instincts. The tip of his unique canine equipment was lined with the pucker; in its foreskin less glory the shaft was lubricated already with liquids secreted in the sheath, as well as precum, and so he only bothered to drill the punk ring of flesh, his whole 12 inches going in a single thrust.

The pup screamed as his anal muscles did nothing to prevent the invader from taking for granted the tunnel of Iapetus, who did not care for that one small tearing in the anal lining, who began thrusting at maximum speed since the moment of intrusion.

"P-please stop!" cried the puppy, his Underworld burning like Hell.

But the labrador could not anticipate the knot. Oh, the knot! That bulb of flesh made a flash like a real bulb, hitting the right places! Granted, it did not reach the prostate, which was under the jurisdiction of the main shaft, but the ball like piece of flesh helped soften the sphincter, and it hit the nerve endings on the inner side of the anal ring. Soon, the Inferno became a tropical paradise, and the pup began moaning, his several spots within his Hell covered with layers of pleasure.

The St. Bernard shifted slightly, raising his left leg, allowing a deeper plowing and a good sight for the wallabies that furiously fapped to the sight. The knot now managed to reach the prostate, and the puppy was fully lost to Qetesh. The shaft burying deeper and deeper, the knot also increased in diameter. It began making a popping noise each time it passed the sphincter, and the puppy began showing some disconfort in letting it pass. Thankfully, the St. Bernard reached his climax, and dug the penis as deep as possible, before his knot extended to maximum size, tying the two dogs together in the act of carnal pleasure.

Fun fact: a St. Bernard's knot can swell up to the size of a baseball during mating.

Once tied, the older dog fell to his size, and the labrador was forced to fall to, yelping in the process. Both dogs were panting in the warm after glow. The labrador had his orgasm when he fell, but squirted nothing because he was too young. The St. Bernard, however, filled the guts of the puppy with sperm, some of which leaking through the labrador's ass. Unlike a bitch's vagina, the anal sphincter of a dog does not contract to trap the knot. This also made the process of getting free easier, although still painfull as a baseball inside of an ass is hard to pull off. Eventually, after ten minutes, the pup was free from Rolland. Meanwhile, the older dog came to his sense...sort off.

"Papiu...I am sorry...I didn't mean to hurt you..."

"Its okay Rolland" said the pup, licking the older dog in the face, "I kinda liked it."

The older male then rose, and went behind the pup. His tongue intruded the abused ass, licking the white enema. Papiu moaned as the tongue made its job; unlike the penis it was soft and flexible, and moved inside of his anus, ticking the pleasure nerves. Not too soon Papiu began getting hard again.

"Your tongue gave me an idea Rolland. If it feels so different from your cock, then the dicks of other animals must feel very different too! I must try them."

Removing his tongue from the abused ass, Rolland smiled, and went to the front of Papiu, licking his face with affection.

"Your mother had the exact same idea long ago. She walked around the world, trying the dicks of all creatures, wanting to savour all cocks, before she met your father. You must follow her footsteps, little one, and became the Bitch of Borneo."

Smiling happily too, the younger dog hug the St. Bernard, nuzzling against the old fart's chest fur, hearing his heart beat.

"Thank you for believing in me" said Papiu, "and I won't disappoint you. Will you come with me in this adventure to save the world?"

"Unfortunately this is something you can only do yourself. I am too old and soon I will forget everything I know, even my basic instincts like breathing. I must be buried here alongside the other Seven Daddies."

It was a sad moment for both dogs, who stood alongside each other for a while, before Papiu had to go to become the chosen one.

***

One moon had passed, and Papiu was in an old Eucalyptus forest, alongside a stream, looking for Australia's weirdest cock. He went down to the stream, satisfying his thirst. However, he hadn't still satisfied his lust, and he sniffed the air to all his might, trying to detect his target.

Suddenly, on the middle of the stream, a strange creature surfaced. His target had come to the surface to rest after foraging on the bottom for insects and crustaceans. He was a male platypus, well in his prime, his venemous spurs long and having pierced many enemies for several years. He was quick to notice the pup on the shore.

"What does thee want?" roared the platypus, mocking old english elegantly.

"I'm sorry sir, but can you fuck me?"

"Repeat thyself."

"I said I want you to fuck me. I want your cock inside me."

The platypus considered. That was a really sexy puppy, and he was too small to pose a threat. In fact, the platypus was stronger than the pup and had venemous spurs like all males of his species, so he lost nothing in coming to the shore and fucking the dog. In fact, he always wanted to get dog tail, specially one so young that hadn't even reached puberty yet.

"What is thy name?"

"Papiu."

"Mine is Rayakana. It means "song" in my native tongue."

"Nice to meet you!"

The platypus swam quickly to the shore, and motioned the pup to enter the water. The pup turned his back and entered, laying between the water and the land margin, his tailhole submerged. The platypus placed himself above the pup, nuzzling against his neck.

"Ye really wanna platypus cock, does thou not?"

"Yes" Papiu moaned as he felt the fleshy beak nib his ears.

Rayakana then did his magic, and using the stream water as lube he dug his mighty cock up Papiu's ass, making the dog moan at the intrusion.

Fun fact: the penis of a platypus, like that of their relatives the echidnas, has actually four heads instead of one, all aligned close together. When fucking two of these heads release sperm while the other two don't.

Rayakana began thrusting fast since the moment he rammed his four headed cock into Papiu's sanctum, fucking the pup roughly. Yet much pleasure was given to the pup, who was moaning like the little bitch he was. It was clear that the intercourse would be quick, and Rayakana released his load through his two left heads on the pup.

"Aw, it is over now?"

"Nope, there's more."

After finishing his release, the platypus began thrusting again, and several minutes later both males ejaculated, the two remaining heads on the monotremate's penis releasing their load this time. In the afterglow, both males cuddle each other on the shore.

"Is thee sure that thou does not want to settle here with me?" asked the platypus, with a hint of sadness in his request.

"I have to continue my mission and get fucked by one of each type of cock in the world, but don't worry, I will return."

The two took a nap together, Papiu trying to gain strength to continue his worldwide quest.

***

He kept going down the river, going northwards. Eventually the river ended in an estuary, in a subtropical coast. He hoped to have travalled enough to the north to face the owner of one strange cock. He walked intot he water, trying to detect the animal he wanted to be fucked by.

Suddenly, he saw the water moving, and his target emerged from the water, dragging himself into the shore in front of him. He was a middle aged saltwater crocodile, having lived several decades across the coastoal waters and rivers of Australia and New Caledonia. The pup walked towards the croc, confident.

"Sir, would you like to fuck me?"

The dumbfonded reptile stared at him.

"Are you serious?"

"Yes"

"Stay there."

The crocodile pondered. Was it right to fuck a dog much, much younger than dog? His thinking began to bother Papiu, who began to get bored, so he showed his anus to the crocodile and shook his ass seductively. The crocodile's member quickly began to emerge, and so the reptile quickly entered back into the water and swam up to the puppy, and quickly positioned himself above him, his cock fully erect. It wasn't very long, but it was very weird, the cloocal muscles pulling it outside resembling vaguely resembling testicles, and the head vaguely shaped like a heart. Like the platypus, the crocodile too used water as lube, and quickly pushed inside the puppy's anus, and began thrusting at full speed.

Fun fact: the cocks of crocodiles and birds aren't filled with blood, but by lymph.

The weight of the crocodile nearly drowned Papiu on the river, so the two moved to the shore. Still with the ass underwater, the dog received ruthless plowing on his heavenhole, although due to the crocodile's slow metabolism they had to stop several types. This began to bore Papiu a little, so he tried to make his anal passage tighter so the croc would cum faster. It worked, although the crocodile kept plowing the ass for a good twenty minutes. When he came, Papiu regreted it, since he hadn't himself cum.

"Don't worry puppy, I'll solve your problem."

The crocodile them got off the labrador, and in the water he exposed his own cloaca, his penis now having retreated and offering enough room for Papiu's own. The pup placed his own penis on the croc's cloaca, and thrusted his sensitive penis, carefully to not use the knot. The crocodile himself also began moaning again, his penis being rubbed by Papiu's cock. After a few minutes, the sensitive members of both males came again, more cum added to the estuary water.

"My name's Papiu" the puppy said, cuddling against the croc, having left the water.

"Mine's Dunderhead", the crocodile answered, and after panting a little he continued,"Will I see you again?"

"Most certainly, but I have to keep travelling. I have to claim my title as the Bitch of Borneo."

***

Papiu kept travelling north. He had been fucked by a couple of brolgas, but since they lacked cocks only they had pleasure, and Papiu wanted a cock in his ass fast. As he went to the interior the forest began being replaced by open grassland, although as the monsoon had ended a few weeks prior the grass was still very healthy and green. He decided to pause near a pond to drink; as he filled his gullet with water a few kangaroos eyed him with lust. He almost had given in, but then he noticed much more sexy creatures: a pair of twin emus.

"Hey, you there, wanna fuck me?"

The emus stared confused, and whispered to each other for a bit. Eventually, they came closer.

"My brother and I think you look like a tight fit."

One of the emus lowered his head, and frenched the puppy, giving him his first kiss. His other brother, meanwhile, positioned himself on the puppy's back, and before too long his cock was already inside the labrador. The remaining brother too positioned himself above Papiu's head, inserting his own cock on the dog's mouth.

Fun fact: most birds only mate for seconds, but ratites and other birds with cocks fuck for much longer.

The dicks of both birds were not very long, and were relatively featureless when compared with the cocks of the other animals, but served their purpose well. The puppy's prostate and other erogenous spots in his ass were warm with glee, while his mouth was filled with a rather tasty meatpole. Both birds thrusted slowly, keeping their mind more effectively than the aquatic lovers, teasing the pup. And they were very smart too. Each time they felt the pup nearing his orgasm, they went slowlier, making the coitus last longer.

Above Papiu, the two emus frenched each other passionately. Yet, even when they began to slip into mindless instinct, they managed to restrain themselves and keep torturing the poor labrador, denying his orgasm.

"Poor lad, we've been teasing him for quite a while now haven't we?"

"Wanna give a pup our bird seed?"

"Wait just a little longer" the emu who said that did so in a mock sadistic tone.

Eventually, ten minutes latter, both birds finally came, and with them did a very wasted puppy. Exhausted beyond belief, Papiu passed out, the first time out of many.

"Wanna fuck him while he sleeps?"