The Wings of Fire Pee On An Electric Fence Challenge
Cricket couldn't believe it, the first electric fence in all of Pyrrhia and Pantala had been invented using a new form of lightningsilk, very similar to flamesilk, but very different in its make up, and her and the rest of the heroes of Pantala, the Dragonets of Destiny, and the Jade Mountain Heroes (pretty much all the protagonists in the main series) were invited to try it out in a new challenge.
As Cricket joined the other heroes in the ranks, she turned to Blue, "Are you ready?"
Blue nodded, hoping he was, and Cricket began to explain about how lightningsilk worked to everyone in a long drawn out way she was known for. Fortunately Starflight was fascinated, but some of them were just annoyed.
"I can do this," Turtle told himself, "I can do this." Turtle had filled up on plenty of liquids before he came, so he should be ready for anything.
Kinkajou stood by him giving him a side bump, "Of course you can," she said.
"HEY!" Yelled a security guard, "You're not supposed to be in here!"
And then they rushed up to escort Kinkajou out because she was not a protagonist, and thus could not participate, "Hey!" Yelled Kinkajou, "I want to play too!"
Sunny was a little bit anxious, because from her experience, she had not handled it well in many fanfics like this. Somebody obviously had it out for her, and she had no idea in the Three Moons why.
"Hey," said Clay calmly, "you can do this."
Instantly, Starflight got jealous, "Hey, that's my line," he complained.
"I was just trying to be brotherly," Clay answered, not realizing any problem with that.
Starflight took a step back, feeling sorry for his outburst, Clay was right, it was unfair to think that only he could comfort Sunny, both for Sunny and for Fatespeaker, he still needed to find a grip on his feelings.
Qibli stood examining the fence that ran the length of the arena, plotting his move. Technically, the challenge was pretty straight forward, but it was never a bad idea to plan. The fence was positioned higher where the guys would be standing, and lower for the girls so they could stand with both legs on either side of it, perfectly accommodated for the variances in the stances of the two different types of players. It was smart.
"Ready for this?" asked Moon, "because I'm not."
Winter looked at the fence, "It's just an electric fence, how hard can it be?"
"I'll burn that whole fence to the ground!" Peril offered. The others looked at her, not even sure why she was here, they all knew what had happened last time something like this had happened, and nobody was even sure she was capable of completing this challenge due to... evaporation issues.
"You'll probably be disqualified if you do," Qibli stated.
Peril huffed, "you're probably right, this challenge, how lame!"
Luna turned to Sundew, "This challenge, how do you think you're doing?"
"Ha!" Sundew laughed, "This challenge is nothing, it is going down. Hi Willow!" she waved to Willow in the audience. Luna spotted Swordtail as well and waved, he was jealous he wasn't invited to join, but that was the consequence of not being a protagonist of his own book he supposed.
Queen Snowfall was feeling sort of out of place here, apart from Queen Glory, she was the only Queen here, and Glory at least had her fellow Dragonets of Destiny.
But fortunately, Glory came up to greet here anyway.
"Worried?" The Queen of the RainWings asked.
Queen Snowfall nodded.
"It's a lot of pressure," Glory admitted, "having to do your best and make a good impression on your Kingdom, but just remember, it's just a game, and nobody will take the results too seriously."
As they were waiting, Turtle realized that maybe he had drunk to much water in anticipation for the game, and suddenly those electric fences were starting to look real good, like they were begging him to use them right NOW!
"WHEN WILL THESE GAMES BEGIN!" Tsunami shouted, like bother like sister, apparently she had loaded up too much on liquids as well.
Finally, the host came on the speaker, "Welcome ladies and gentledragons to the Pee On An Electric Fence Challenge. Today we have brought in all the previous heroes of Pyrrhia and Pantala to have them compete against one another to the end! If you turn your attention to the arena, you will see the finest electric fence lightningsilk can offer which comes in various stages of intensity, which we'll reel in of higher voltage after each stage of the challenge. The last one to be eliminated will be our WINNER!
Turtle began to sweat; he could no longer hold it anymore.
"On your marks..."
_Please..._Turtle begged.
"Get set..."
The desperation of these last seconds lasted forever.
"GO!"
With that, Turtle scrambled to the fence as fast as he could. In an instant, he lifted his leg and went.
But no amount of desperation made what he felt next right. In the next instant, Turtle yelped and began screaming.
And there in the stands, the biggest blush arose on Kinkajou's face, he was so cute when he did this.
The rest of the challengers reached the fence a moment later, all in various stages of having to go. Lining the fence in book release order, the guys lifted their legs, and the girls stood over and squatted, and they all began to go. The reactions were instantaneous. Yelps and howls of all our heroes radiated through the air. The crowd went wild!
Clay howled the loudest thanks to his dominant voice, but Sunny and Moon were giving quite horrible guttural screams as well. Winter's face went red the first shock he felt, and instantly he was roaring agony as well. Tsunami gritted her teeth with all her will, but she couldn't keep the sounds of anguish that were escaping her teeth.
Blue was howling quite pitifully, and Cricket faced him through her yelps. They nestled their heads together, trying to be there for one another as they yelped and peed together.
MAKE IT STOP! Sunny yowled in her head, which was a common thing for her to say in these kinds of fanfics, MAKE IT STOP!
But because Sunny was a girl, she was actually holding together much better than many of the boys here.
Especially poor Starflight. The instant he started going, the shock hit him full force! He yelped, he tried to pull himself away, but he could not stop going. His roaring was awful. When he finally escaped the pull of the fence, he collapsed on his side, holding himself down there, moaning pitifully.
Blue managed to hold on a few seconds longer, but after a moment, he could no longer hold on either and he too collapsed to the ground writing in pain. Cricket could hardly pay attention, wrapped I her own agony.
Then the first stage was over, two contestants were down, but it was clear that none of the contestants were in good shape after that. The only one found to be unaffected was Peril, who had only managed to create some steam from herself smelling of cooked urine (thanks firescales). She had to be disqualified due to her inability to compete.
"I didn't even get to burn down the fence," she complained.
As Blue was carted away, legs twitching as he whimpered in his discomfort, Cricket looked at him sympathetically. "Good job Blue." And then he was away.
It was not long before the problem was noticed though: Turtle. Turtle had drunk so much liquid, he was still at the fence, unable to stop, he was yelping and screaming, but he could not pull himself away. He'd have to just stay there as they continued onto their next round. Fortunately Kinkajou from the audience was loving every moment of this. He's so cute when he does this, she thought again.
The other contestants went to the tent to get some drinks to refill for the next round, and the fence mechanism started up, reeling the next level of fence onto the course. Turtle, who was still standing there was not prepared for the sudden increase of intensity, and yelped even louder.
In the tent, the remaining dragons filled up with liquids, water, sodas, sweet drinks, it didn't matter, it was all free, all existing for the sole purpose of filling them up again for the next round.
Then it was time for the other contestants to join Turtle at their marks.
Get set...
GO!
This round was so much worse for the dragons than the first round, in an instant, Winter, who had thought he had handled the first round fairly well, was roaring sheer agony, he could not take another moment of this!
It looked like in this round the males were doing especially not well. Clay was also roaring his head off, Turtle could hardly take another second, the only one who had any chance of making it through this round was Qibli, who also wasn't doing so great, but he was holding in tight.
Then, Turtle finally finished going, he was finally all empty. Then unable to make another move, he collapsed onto his side, completely pooped out (or perhaps we should've used another word here, because pooping is for another fanfic.)
Sunny continued to scream, but unfortunately, she was a girl, so she really didn't have the same weakness as guys did when it came to going on electric fences, so unfortunately she couldn't stop going.
Moon too was struggling, as she yelped and screamed, she could only hope that a dragon like her could take this.
Finally, Clay was done, in an instant, he collapsed to the ground moaning agonizingly, he would not be going on.
Nor would Winter be.
End of Round 2.
The only male left was Qibli, holding in strong, but not sure how much longer he could make it.
Sunny felt her heart sink, whimpering to herself, if big strong Clay couldn't take last round, she could only fear what awaited them on Round 3.
And then she found out. Her screams were instantaneous.
Qibli was unfortunately out right away. He just collapsed to the ground, no more effort.
The round finished and the remaining girls looked at on another, they had managed to make it further thanks to... certain conveniences, but even they were starting to show signs of serious wear.
The next round, Moon started screaming instantaneously, and this wasn't just a regular scream, it was a scream reserved for torture chambers and other awful places like that.
Yep, Moon was done.
Round 5.
Sunny could not believe she'd made it this far, at this point, the lighting silk was getting so intense, there was no way she could keep doing this.
But nothing prepared her for this one. In an instant, Sunny was screaming like never before, wishing death on herself and anybody who could bear such agony.
Fortunately, she would not be going on to the next round. Neither would Luna.
Cricket meanwhile was dreading her existence at this point, how could she have made it this far? She looked up at Blue, now sitting in the audience, waving at her, giving her his good support. She smiled back at him, despite the angst she was feeling in her... well, wherever the electricity was going, Blue was so encouraging.
Round 6 started, and Queen Snowfall finally burst, screaming like no dragon should. She was out.
"I failed my tribe," Queen Snowfall declared as she was carted out.
"No you didn't," Glory comforted, no dragon could be ashamed for making it this far.
Tsunami chuckled, "Hmm, I can take this all day, the rest of you are going down," but it was obvious from the sweat on her face that all this was wearing thin on her as well.
It was just Tsunami, Glory, Cricket and Sundew. They took their places over the fence, and started going. Round 7 had begun.
Tsunami had spoken too soon, the instant she felt the intensity of this wire, she could no longer just grit her teeth and take it, she was screaming. LOUD.
And with that, she collapsed, out of the challenge.
Cricket was screaming too, she no longer could take another moment of this, she was out too. But then she realized a major problem, she had drunk too much between the last round and this herself, and now she couldn't stop.
Now they were in the grand finale, there would be no more breaks until the last dragon was standing, so before Cricket could pull away from the fence or collapse, the stage 8 wire was reeled onto the course, Cricket screamed agonizedly, and with that, she jerked away and collapsed, completely out of the game.
Now it was down to Glory and Sundew, the two green girls, each gritting through the pain, determined not to let the other get the best of them. Fortunately, they had all filled up on water and soda and sports drinks and whatever liquids the break tent had to offer so that they were all filled up and ready to go with more than enough to carry them to the end.
Now the stage 9 wire was reeled in. Neither of them could hold back the cries anymore, volts of electricity they had never known was shooting into them at rates they could hardly process. But still, neither of them folded.
Stage 10. Now the two were screaming openly now, nothing could hold back the angst of the pain. But still, neither of them surrendered.
"We're going to have to reel on stage 11," one of the showrunners announced.
The host's eye went wide, "Not stage 11."
The showrunner nodded gravely.
So, the host reached for the lever and pulled.
At that was all it took. Sundew yanked back her head and screamed into the sky, but Glory, for Glory that was it, she screamed one last time, and collapsed.
Then the wire ran it's course and went slack instantly reeled off of the track, under Sundew's feet, and Sundew stood there panting hardly able to stand a moment longer.
"You won!" Cried the host, rushing out with the trophy.
"I'm so proud of you!" Shouted Willow, rushing for her spot in the audience to greet her.
Dragons everywhere were cheering for Sundew, the Master of Pee and her great victory over the Lightningsilk Electric Fence. Sundew stood there proudly, glad she could share this victory with Willow.
As Glory was carted by, she looked at Sundew, "Good job," she said faintly, still recovering from her ordeal.
"You did a good job too," Sundew said, "Your tribes will be proud."
So later, after recovery, Glory was presented the silver trophy which she showed to Deathbringer, her sloth Silver climbed off Deathbringer's next whom she was waiting with, and climbed into the trophy, curling up comfortably.
"Looks like your silver trophy is the perfect nest for your Silver," Deathbringer observed.
"Stop it," said Glory, gently whacking him.
And somehow, Cricket took her place to receive her bronze trophy for third place. She presented it to Blue proudly.
"I know I couldn't even make it past the first round," Blue said, "but I'm so proud of you."
Then Blue gave Cricket a hug, and she hugged him back. The audience awed.
"Now that concludes the Wings of Fire Pee On An Electric Fence Challenge! We hope you enjoyed, and hope to see you again next time as we continue to travel the cosmos for our next challenge of Pee On An Electric Fence. Where will you see us next? Zootopia? Warriors? Somewhere else entirely? You never can tell, but one things for certain, wherever we go, there's sure to be lots of Pee, Pain, and of course, Electric Fences!"
And with that, there was a flash in the sky, and the hosts were gone.
Qibli glanced at Moon, "What was that all about."
But Moon could only moan, still sore from her experience with the electric fence.
THE END