Wings of Fire: The Pee of Pyrrhia
Sunny felt content as she slipped through the elegant water of the Oasis, the way it rippled across her scales, the way it's warmth - heated by the desert sun - soaked into her body, for a SandWing, she had never felt more at peace.
What was most peculiar though was that as she thought about it, it was only the back half of her body that was feeling submerged in this warm liquid, and it seemed to instead be pooling around her as it trickled down her legs...
Sunny awoke with a start, the feeling of warm wetness not going away. She gave a cry as she leapt to her talons, yellow liquid still dripping from her. She gave another cry. She had wet the bed!
EW!EW!EW! Sunny cried as she hopped from one talon to the other. Trying to keep the icky liquid from dripping onto them.
She whimpered, looked around, wondering what to do. But as she did so, she heard another cry echoing down the hallway, followed by whimpers.
Whimpering to herself again, Sunny leapt out of bed, she had to check on what was happening. But as she did so, she felt another sudden uncontrollable urge to go, and in an instant, she folded into a squat, and went all over the floor.
What is going on with me! Sunny cried to herself.
But by now, there were more cries coming from the hallway, and Sunny had no time to worry about her own mess. Hopping from her cave, into the hallways of the Jade Mountain Academy, horror met Sunny's eyes. Turned out she wasn't the only dragon who'd had bladder problems this morning, the few students who were already up were having problems of their own, a girl wailing as she squatted and went all over the floor, another boy, leg lifted, peed on the wall, also crying in despair. Another girl, traumatized over all this, tried to navigate through the hallway around various puddles before falling into a squat herself and leaving one of her own. All of them stood in horror of the mess that covered the floors.
Sunny felt another wave coming on herself. She had to find Tsunami and figure out what was going on.
As she hurried her way toward Tsunami's office, she had to stop one more time for an uncalled for potty break all over the middle of the floor, much to her embarrassment (she quickly stopped by the closest bathroom to grab herself a roll of toilet paper for the journey). It was horrible, Sunny didn't do this kind of stuff, it simply wasn't decent.
Every student she ran into was having the same problem as her, many of them waking up to soaked bedding, and only being able to make it more than a few steps before having to go again. It was a complete disaster!
Finally, Sunny made it to Tsunami's office, "Tsunami, we have a-"
But Tsunami suddenly cried out in anger, her voice radiating through the closed door. "I can't control it! Stop!" Sounds of peeing, "UGGHHHHHHHH!" She screamed.
Sunny stopped at the door, Tsunami seemed to be dealing with enough problems of her own.
Fortunately, Clay arrived just on time. Sunny looked at him, hoping for answers. "What's going on?" She cried.
"I don't know," said Clay, "But it seems to be going on all over the schoo-" Clay's face twisted up, and he suddenly lifted a leg, going all over the wall, "Sorry," he said in embarrassment when it was done, "Go talk to Starflight, he'll know what's going on, he's an expert at this kind of stuff, I'll take care of Tsunami."
Sunny nodded, and started rushing down the hallway, she only made a few steps before she had to bend her knees and go again.
Oh, what was going on!? She turned red, grateful that Clay had looked away.
Sunny finally made it to the library after four or five stops, desperate for answers.
"Starflight? I need to talk to you!"
"Sunny! Fatespeaker, is that Sunny? Don't let her come in-"
But it was too late, Sunny rounded the corner just in time to see Starflight's face twist, his leg lifting on its own, as he suddenly went, all over one of the shelves (Sunny tried to look away, but that didn't help, she already knew what was going on). Starflight gave a pitiful sound, face going red, "Please tell me those weren't any of my favorites," he said.
Fatespeaker limped around one of the shelves, dealing with her own drip, a grave look on her face, "'Fraid so, I'm afraid," she replied.
Starflight gave a wail of humiliation.
Fatespeaker turned to look at Sunny, "Sunny, what are you doing here?"
"Sunny?" Asked Starflight, face going red again, "She didn't see that did she?"
The look on Sunny's face told Fatespeaker everything, and the silence in turn told Starflight. His face went even redder, when just then, Sunny gave her own whimper, as she suddenly had to go again herself. It was so indignifying! Starflight went red, he could hear everything.
"Did you find anything," Starflight finally asked Fatespeaker, trying to change the subject as Sunny took the time to use a few squares of her toilet paper.
"I think I did," said Fatespeaker, holding out the scroll she was carrying. Then she made a face, "just give me a second," then she squatted and made her own puddle on the floor. Sunny handed her a few squares of toilet paper. Starflight didn't know if it was possible to get more red than this.
When Fatespeaker was done, she unrolled the scroll and looked at it, "It was written by an animus dragon exactly 3174 years ago. Here's what it says, 'Today, I used my animus powers to bestow upon the world this gift for a future generation of a time long beyond this one to remember me by. On this day, in exactly 3174 years, the entire continent of Phyrrhia will suddenly be struck with the inability to hold their pee for the period of precisely one day. Once the day is over, all messes made during that day will vanish but until then, I wish all the dragons of that time a complete disaster of a day, I don't know any of them, and 3174 is so far away, to think of dragons who could live so long after me feels almost unreal and irrelevant, but for those to whom it does concern, ha ha ha, too bad for you. P.S. I also enchanted this scroll to be discovered by somebody on that same exact day, so at the very least some dragon will know what's going on.'"
Sunny and the others looked at eachother.
"Well that was some weirdo's idea of a joke," Fatespeaker observed.
Sunny's face went awkward, knowing she only had a few more seconds before she had to go again, and not wanting to do it here.
"What are we going to do?" Sunny said, "We can't lock our students up in the bathroom all day, we don't have enough stalls for all of them."
"The scroll says the messes will vanish once the day is over, right?" Starflight asked, "I think we just let the day pass as it is and make do the best we can- Sorry!" He wailed as he went again. Sunny was certainly seeing this.
"We need to make sure the bathrooms are stocked with plenty of toilet paper then," Sunny said, "We're going to need it."
And then she gave another whimper as she went down again too.
In the Rainforest Kingdom, Queen Glory of the RainWings hid behind the curtain as dragons of all colors waited on the other side for her declaration. None of her subjects had been able to hold it in all day and they needed her guidance, but she was having problems of her own.
"I can't go out there," she said, "A Queen simply does not pee in front of her people!"
"You have to," said Deathbringer, face scrunched up as he himself peed on the wall, "They need encouragement that you have everything under control."
"I don't have everything under control," Glory complained as she squatted to pee. UGH! So undignified! She couldn't run a kingdom like this!
But with her bladder empty, she had approximately one minute, maybe two, before she had to go again. Now was as good as anytime.
So, wiping up as quickly as she could, Glory stepped out from behind the curtain, many of her audience were whimpering as they were currently in the process of their own pee, "Everybody!" she said, "I know you are all having a tough day, but worry not, we will get through this together. Take the day off, rest, pee, and if this is still going on tomorrow, we'll reconvene then to figure out how best to proceed forward."
And then at that moment, her face went red. Already? It hadn't even been a minute! She shouldn't have drunk that mango juice earlier this morning.
Then, unable to hold it a second longer, her knees folded beneath her, and she went all over the stage. The audience's mouths gaped.
"Dismissed," said Glory, before rushing behind the curtain.
"I need toilet paper, I need toilet paper," she said.
Deathbringer was just looking at her.
"What?" Glory asked.
"I think you look lovely when you go," he said.
Glory gave him the death look.
"Ew! Why do boys have to pee so weird," Anemone complained as a boy dragon, leg lifted, peed all over the wall.
A moment later, Turtle, full of embarrassment, couldn't hold it any longer and did the same.
"Well, I think it's kind of cute," Kinkajou said.
Turtle couldn't help but blush, and then a moment later, Kinkajou made the face, bent down, and went herself, which dd not help Turtle's blush AT ALL.
Anemone just rolled her eyes. At least SHE went with dignity.
Sunny wandered the halls, fretting as she went, there was no way to contain this mess.
It'll all be gone tomorrow, it'll all be gone... She kept trying to tell herself that, but it didn't help her anxiety much here now. What was worse is that every few moments, she would have to go again herself, and her knees would fold almost against her will, and she would go all over the floor. It was shameful, she didn't advocate for public urination, but everytime she had to go, she simply could not stop herself from bending over and going.
"I'm not making a mess at least," Peril said, "I don't give it a chance before I EVAPORATE it!" Instead she let off some steam, creating a constant yellow cloud around herself that smelled like cooked urine. Sunny didn't think that was much of an upgrade, but she didn't want to break that to her.
"How are we doing," Sunny asked Moon.
"Not good," admitted Moon, "Everybody is freaking out, and you don't even want to know what embarrassing thoughts are going through everybody's heads about their crushes. Now, if you could..." And then she had to retreat to go pee herself.
Suddenly, there was the sound of trouble in the girl's restroom. A couple of girls ran out full of fret.
"We need more toilet paper!" They cried, "We're out of toilet paper!"
"Let's raid the boys bathroom!" Anemone declared as she joined them.
The girls frantically rushed toward the boy's bathroom, but just then, the boy Anemone had been making fun of a few moments before stepped in front of the cave's entrance.
"You aren't taking our toilet paper," he said, "It's ours."
"But you don't need it when you pee" one of the girls whimpered pitifully.
"Hmm! I thought it was boys who peed weird," he snorted.
The girls whimpered as they hopped up and down, getting ready to go again.
"Stop!" said Sunny, going to stand between the two groups, "none of us pees weird!" She winced, she didn't think she'd ever said the word "pee" before in her entire life - she'd thought it plenty of times of course, especially today, but she'd never actually said it. But she couldn't focus on that now. "We're all having a hard time right now, and we need understanding, if we work together, we can find a solution..."
But just at that moment, she felt it coming. Her face twisted up, and she squatted, and then she made a big one right there on the floor, whimpering loudly.
When she was done, all the students were looking at her awkwardly.
"Okay, maybe we all pee weird," Sunny admitted, face red, "But we still need to help eachother out."
Just then, Turtle came out of the boy's restroom carrying a few rolls of toilet paper. He handed them out to the girls, "Here, you guys need it more than we do."
But then he dropped the last role as he made a face and had to rush to the wall to take care of his own business.
Kinkajou, who had been watching this whole predicament from a distance, blushed. Turtle: He was a hero.
"See, we can all get through this together," Sunny said.
She just didn't know how many mishaps they would face before the day was over. She took a deep breath, they only had until tomorrow, and then it would all be over.
"Hey, why do girls need toilet paper when they pee?" One boy asked.
Sunny went very red.
She really did not look forward to the rest of this day at all.
A/N - I think this all with my take on this story, if you want to write your own stories of the other adventures of the various dragons of Phyrrhia that day, feel more than welcome to.