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Pipp held her phone out before her, ready for her live-stream. Too long had the Pinkie Pie family line hoarded the #1 spot, now that had finally changed.

Pipp hit the record button. She was live!

"Hello all, this is Pipp here. Today I have a special announcement. I have just hit #1 most subscribed to channel on the internet, because of course, I deserve it. So, in celebration of my 8 Billion I-Just-Passed-PewDiePie special (take that House of Pinkie Pie), I am going to be taking suggestions for things I should do today, and then doing them-"

5 Million requests came in at once.

"Hold it, I can't do all of them, but I will pick and choose the best of your ideas and show how special of a streamer Pipp really is. Now let me get started."

Pipp turned the comments on slow mode and began scrolling through the suggestions, pulling them up on the screen... "Eat a pineapple (Ooh, yum)... Sing at the top of your lungs (Oh, I love that one)... Show off your wings (Don't I always?)... Kick Hitch in the-" Pipp stopped, "What? Who sent this?"

Pipp tried to suppress the redness she felt coming to her face, she had to keep it together. But it was so wrong...

But at the same time... She couldn't help but feel herself cracking up inside, just the thought, it was so...

No, it would never happen.

But Hitch, as a guy, just the possibility, that it could happen to him, and not to her, was just too good...

That was besides the case, Hitch wasn't here. Pipp tried to keep a straight face for the camera. Back to the show.

And suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

Pipp looked at her phone, "Sorry, I have to get this." Pipp turned her head to the door and shouted, "Go away! I'm live-streaming right now!"

Another knock, "Pipp, this is important!" Oh no! Hitch. How could his timing be so... now "Pipp, let me in!"

Pipp looked down at her phone, and noticed she had left the post pulled up on the screen, and the world was going crazy. Messages were popping up left and right, "Do it!" "Kick him!" "I LUV Hitch! Make him SUFFA: " Pipp looked at the door. It was like destiny.

Finally, Pipp opened the door, and Hitch trotted in. "Sorry to interrupt, but I'm looking for Sunny, have you seen her?"

"Oh, Sunny?" Pipp said, trying to keep cool, "Her and Izzy came by earlier and asked if we wanted to go on some quest with her, something about finding a lost tribe of dragons or whatnot. Zipp left with them, but I had a really important live-stream to attend to, so I had to stay behind." Pipp looked at Hitch, she could just imagine what was going to happen now.

Hitch meanwhile, got straight to the point, "Do you know which way they're going? Sunny left none of her notes at the lighthouse for me to follow."

Pipp stretched her wings, "I may be able to help. But I have to finish this live-stream first, the fans are waiting. Care to join me?"

As Hitch followed her into the room, Pipp noticed him flinching slightly when he stepped. Had he pulled a muscle in his leg or something? "This isn't going to take long is it," he asked, "I really have to find her."

Pipp looked at him and winked, "It won't take any longer than you need."

Hitch furrowed his eyes. What was that about. But he stepped up beside Pipp anyway as she resituated her camera.

"Here we got Hitch with us today. Say hi to all my fans Hitch."

"Hello," said Hitch awkwardly.

Messages were coming up on the stream, but Pipp quickly hid those when she saw what they were about. Fortunately, Hitch hadn't noticed.

"It's going to happen." A comment said.

"He has no idea what he's in for..."

"LOL."

"Are you ready?" Pipp asked Hitch.

"For what?"

Pipp sighed to herself. Of course he wasn't.

"Tell everybody, are you a boy?"

"Uh, yes? I don't see what that has to do with anything though."

Pipp took a deep breath. Oh the things she did for her fans.

Pipp brought up her back leg, positioned it under Hitch's belly... And kicked it back as hard as she could, through the opening of the legs, toward his tail.

And contact!

Instantly, Hitch folded in on himself, giving out a guttural crying groan. It was almost as if he'd just recovered from such an incident. What was the story there?

Hitch dropped to the floor in absolute pain, the heart shape on the hoof did not help, he could feel it's exact shape throbbing where he'd been kicked. Not again!

Meanwhile, 67 Million hearts filled Pipp's screen. She was trending! PewDiePie's record was now left far behind in the dust.

"You see here, what just happened to Hitch," Pipp said, taking advantage of the fame, "that could never happen to me, because you may already know, girls just happen to be more elegant and refined in their make-up than males." Oh the wonders of life.

The screen filled with replies and hearts.

"Hitch is so HOT!"

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEL!"

"I LUV Boys!"

"Hitch! MARY ME!"

Pipp looked at the comments and decided, maybe Hitch was getting too much attention for this 8 Billion I-Just-Passed-PewDiePie special, it was time to turn things back over to her. Pipp looked at her phone. Actually, now she was close to 9 Billion subscribers. What a boost! But just in case, she put a sound filter on to cloud out Hitch's ongoing moans in the background.

So Pipp continued her live stream, showing off her hair, her wings, shake her hiney. Stuff like that. By the time she brought it to a close, Hitch was just starting to recover. Pipp had stayed true to her promise, it hadn't taken any longer than he needed.

"Ready to find Sunn?" Pipp said.

Hitch groaned, "Let's get on with this." He just hoped he could still walk.

So, the live-stream over, Pipp stepped out into the world to help Hitch find Sunny and the others.

This would need another live-stream!

Maybe she should have started there in the first place.