Scam in Hell
#3 of joke for furry campfire or relax in good mood
The four jokes to be read are independent;
-Scam in Hell
-Lost Paradise
-The Gold of Paradise
-Crossed the desert
Reading in the timeline give the thread of a small.. Little story.
In this one, two winks were made to a wonderful author... would you find?
The answer will be in the gold of paradise.
Good reading! , laughed well! .... poor kazy ;)
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SCAM IN HELL
This is what I had won by playing this stupid game of NDE ( near-death experience), in a hermaphroditic form.... Ho!! I know what you're thinking, no! It's not a fantasy, it was the rules of this stupid game.
By following this path I knew that stupid game had messed up. I arrived at the gate of Paradise... there, a superb moose of an immaculate white, whith a robe of a white radiating smiled at me. -"Hello Kazy, Welcome to Heaven" say the Archangel. -"It is very rare to receive a dragon!" Said it with a growing smile -"uh.. Half a dragon! " -(Kazy)---good, OK, no need to give more intimate details--- -"Come on! I'll show you the house. "
And he left me there, bathing in a crystalline river, a blue sky Azure, a sun at the zenith, surrounded by endless forest... The Paradise of dragons!!
Yes! Yes! But after two days I went back to see my archangel.
-(Kazy) "I have a problem, everything is silent, there is no one, not even a bird in the trees" -"Ho! But every beneficiary possesses its own paradise! " -(kazy) "Eh! Uh! And how to meet the others " -"This is impossible, you must all be in rest, calm and meditation" -(Kazy) "What about hell?" -"Hell? I can give you a permit to visit "
And here I am again on the way, the trip was quick for a few minutes. A big wall, a gigantic door ticked and a sound of music, there was definitely a party there. I hit, a big gazelle greeted me and handed me an advertising flyer of the places, I understood that the motto of this place was "sex and dance non stop".
Here everyone wanted to.... meet me. I've lost count of hours, days, weeks. The last of my memories was this red dragon inflated with pride, he took me away by affirming that he was the best (he made me smile, casting me think of another proud Red dragon remained in the world of the living... sniff!!)
I woke up, cradled by a beautiful green dragon that sneezed smiling at me, decidedly the hell was pleasantly astonishing. -"Your time is up, you must go back to heaven" tells me he sneezing again.
On my way back, my decision was taken. Meeting again the Archangel, I affirmed my desire for a permanent stay in hell. Disappointed but pleasant he delivered me the famous sesame. And here I am again on the way. The arrival surprised me, there was now a steel door ready to melt in the heat, it opened abruptly, huge claws grabbing me, making me roll inside.... a multitude of demons were on me, clawing, biting, burning. This ceased instantly, the master of the places arrived.
A huge slender goat , intense black , red-eyed mesmerizing approached his arms wide open. -"Welcome kazy, I'm glad you chose my home"
I was getting up painfully. -(kazy) "But I have not chosen this place!"
The goat hugged me tenderly against him, his warmth beginning to melt my scales.
-"Ho !! My dear kazy! My Sweet Drake! .... do not confuse tourism and.. .IMMIGRATION !! " ...