The Quest for the Holy Dildo #20
#23 of holy dildo faniel's last night in which faniel gets some love. | _author's note: i was going to make this a 1/2 and 1/2 post with half the action at high hrothgar and then the wedding begins at whiterun.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #15
#18 of holy dildo the mile high club in which faniel rides a dragon, devilah rides a tongue, and hence becomes the first ever member of the mile high club in skyrim. (if you give her a bit of leniency on the specific qualification anyway.)
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #14
#17 of holy dildo faniel + paarthurnax. a match made in heaven in which faniel meets paarthurnax. but no... not really shipping the two. though the dragon has an inordinate fondness for the angel for no apparent reason.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #13
#16 of holy dildo borri's idea or the old man and the c(at) in which borri and devilah have an idea. | meanwhile, in another room, devilah was talking to borri after having just finished a snack.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #12
#15 of holy dildo greybeards or do not throw stones at succubi when your leader is a dragon. (i love making titles apparently.) in which the greybeards get visitors. and faniel once again fails to keep her knees together.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #11
#14 of holy dildo the 7000 steps or... sermon on the mount. in which a lot of talking happens. and a lot of walking. some pretty scenery. no one has a single orgasm though. | "is it really 7000 steps?" faniel asked. "well, that's what they say.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #10
#13 of holy dildo too much of a good thing in which the author goes screenshot-happy, ubergard meets black beauty, and returns it the next day (with some regret), and a new best man for the jarl is chosen after k'rris is slightly broken.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #9
#12 of holy dildo a facefull of ubergard in which k'rris wears a kilt. muz-ra makes alterations and ubergard makes sure k'rris stays at full staff levels. (and gets some toe-touching exercise in the process.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #8
#11 of holy dildo the deep throat of the world oh, c'mon. you knew it was coming didn't you? how could i possibly pass up such a bad pun? in which devilah proves herself to be the best succubus in skyrim by taking two men orally and simultaneously.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #7
#9 of holy dildo the angel opens her mouth angelsong. it's not that it bores you so much it puts you to sleep. it's more that it's so comfy you can't help but to curl up and doze off. unless you're otherwise engaged...
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #6
#8 of holy dildo dancing queen in which faniel's dances with a farmer, and sampson and devilah get a room. you'll have to forgive the tribble comment as lore-breaking. it was just too good not to use.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #5
#7 of holy dildo on to ivarstead! in which faniel gets a weapon, devilah's eyes sparkle at gold, and sampson gives her another gift. | "wait! hold on big guy!" cried the leader, wisely dropping his weapon to the ground and dropping to his knees.