The Quest for the Holy Dildo #9

Story by bluedraggy on SoFurry

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#12 of Holy Dildo

A Facefull of Ubergard

In which K'rris wears a kilt. Muz-Ra makes alterations and Ubergard makes sure K'rris stays at Full Staff levels. (And gets some toe-touching exercise in the process.)


| "Take your clothes off K'rris and try this on. We need to get it fitted," Ubergard asked her lover.

"A kilt? You want me to wear a kilt at your wedding!?" K'rris looked at Muz-Ra incredulously.

"Well sure! K'rris, I'm going to be stark naked. I don't see what you have to complain about."

"Well first of all, I have a tail you know! My ass will be on view for the whole world to see. Not to mention my balls."

"But... they're very nice balls K'rris!" Ubergard said, trying to be reassuring.

"Besides, silly cat, we've got tails too you know. We've cut a hole for your tail," Muz-Ra said. | image |

| "B..But... What about when I sit down?"

"Oh, now you're just being petulant. Sit carefully!"

The male Khajiit looked to his giantess lover for support, but got only a lewd smile in return. "Hey, have you seen the outfits she wants us to wear?"

"Yeah, but... you're used to that sort of thing... kinda. Aren't you? From doing those Tails photo shoots?"

"Well, yeah. But, you're naked now..."

"That's different. You've both seen me naked before."

"K'rris," Ubergard put on her stern face. "You're going to wear a kilt and that's all I want to hear about it. After all Red's done for us, I insist."

He looked to Muz-Ra, who only nodded. | image |

| "I'll wear the damned thing," K'rris finally relented.

"That's right, you will. Now, put it on so we can see how it fits."

K'rris wriggled into the kilt, keeping his tail as flat against his legs as he could. A problem soon became obvious, though, and it was not his tail.

"Is this a joke Red? Do you really want me walking around your wedding with my schlong poking out?!" K'rris asked sincerely.

"I hadn't thought... but now that you mention it..." Muz-Ra mused for a moment.

"OH! I see!" Ubergard said with a nod. "It's on backwards. That's the tail hole. Turn it around." | image |

| Soon they had the problem resolved, though K'rris was still complaining of the lack of underwear, which the two Argonians ignored completely.

"Hmm... What do you think, Red?" Ubergard asked while appraising the look of her lover in the unusual garb.

"I need to see it in the light. Come outside K'rris. Let's see it in the sun."

The three walked outside to the balcony, K'rris keeping the kilt in place with his hands against any stray gusts of wind. | image |

| The two walked around him, examining and tugging bits of the cloth.

"The color looks fine."

"Don't you think, maybe, it could be a little longer?" K'rris asked hopefully.

"Actually, I was thinking a little shorter. What do you think Red?"

"Well, it would be great if his balls were peeking out just a little bit."

"WHAT?!" | image |

| Muz-Ra smiled. "Yeah, and a bit of ass cheek in the back."

"Nonono!" K'rris complained. "Nevermind! The length is fine!"

"I don't suppose we could go back to having that cock-hole?"

Ubergard spoke up for K'rris this time. "Red, you've got him in a dress with no underwear. I think that's probably as far as we should go."

"Oh, alright. Okay, you can take it off now K'rris. Just give me a second to give it a little alteration." | image |

| After the alteration was made, they had him put it back on again.

"Wait," Muz-Ra said, puzzled as her and Ubergard threaded K'rris' tail through the kilt.

"Hmmm..." Ubergard said. "It looked fine there before. Where'd the extra drape go?"

Muz-Ra turned to the front of the kilt. "Ah HA! He's got an erection!"

"Sorry."

"Damn but it's tough to fit males! What should we do about that? Should we fit it to his boner, or assume he'll be flaccid?" | image |

| K'rris spoke up then. "If you girls are going to wear those transparent outfits and Red's going to be naked, I'm probably going to be hard more than not!"

Both girls nodded.

"Ubergard, I need him to maintain that if I'm going to drape this properly.

"No problem there Red," Ubergard said as she removed her armor.

"Is that as hard as you get K'rris?" Muz-Ra asked as she held a bit of his outfit. | image |

| "I think so..." K'rris stammered, eyes glued to Ubergard's butt.

"You want him at full staff? Hold on a second," Ubergard answered, ignoring K'rris and bending over farther as if touching her toes.

"There," she said, wiggling her ass in K'rris' face. "Now he'll be at his max."

"Got it!" Muz-Ra said proudly, pinching a bit of cloth to keep it marked. "Okay, thanks K'rris. I think this will do." | image |

| "So, we good here? Because I'd really like to spend a little quality time with Uber right now!"

"Oh, sure! Take it off and you and Uber can go at it like rabbits."

Muz-Ra took the kilt from K'rris and sat down on a bench with a needle and thread.

"Um... Red?" Ubergard asked sweetly as her lover proceeded to voraciously bury his face between her legs, heedless of anything else now.

"Mmm?"

"A little privacy please?" | image |

| "Oh, sure. Ubergard, when you're done here, do you mind coming by Dragons Reach? We need to work on the Jarl's kilt too."

"Sure! Be right there. This won't take long. Just wait for me at the door."

"Hey! How do you know? Isn't that up to me how long it will take?!" K'rris asked, looking up wetly.

"In theory, sure K'rris! In practice... Ubergard? Do you remember that thing I told you about?"

Ubergard smiled evilly. "Completely," she said, stroking K'rris' cheek with her tail. "I'll be down in 10 minutes." | image |

| Muz-Ra left and and K'rris looked at the big Argonian as she lay her head back down against the cool stone. "'Thing'? What 'Thing'?"

"You'll see..." she smiled, closing her eyes as she felt him enter her.

...

Ubergard and K'rris met Muz-Ra at the door in less than 5 minutes, K'rris walking a bit unsteadily but with an awkward grin on his face."

"Worked did it?" Muz-Ra laughed.

"Like magic. Didn't it K'rris?"

"M... magic!"

Ubergard bent down to nuzzle the little Khajiit. "Don't worry K'rris. I'll be back soon."

"And... you'll ask her?" K'rris whispered, obviously embarrassed. | image |