Superhero
Hiding behind jokes and sarcasm-exchanges was fun, but mouthing off in front of dr. theorem would just make the legendary old superhero unnecessarily grouchy.
The Bay of Lust
This is entirely sarcasm. please do not take any of this seriously. i hate this story, and i hate lobsters, and a bunch of my friends wouldn't stop pestering me for this. so. have some anatomically correct lobster sex.
A Bad Batch of Lobster
His distaste of lobsters, combined with the terrible fiction story that wrote about them in an act of blatant sarcasm was becoming his downfall, as his once vibrant, bright blue eyes shrunk down into tiny dots of black that looked like lumps of obsidian coal
Elder Scrolls Story: The Vampire Problem
If you're already trying sarcasm - terrible sarcasm, by the way - you can try saying 'friend'." "you are -" "a friend. say it. saaaaaaay it." "...a friend." "who is?"
Rosie In the Middle
"Mmm..._damn,_ that's really good!" Drool was nearly beginning to spill out of the corners of a partly gaping muzzle, finding it difficult to contain her entire mouthful. Flickering back and forth wildly in her enjoyment, Rose didn't care that the...
Against All Odds: Part 36 - Lifeline
"only if you offer up to them that relentless stream of sarcasm you seem able to pull from nowhere." "leave it, boys," tasha interjected, grinning. "you're both freaks of nature."
What the hell: Uneventful events (Part 2)
sarcasm ran deep within their family and within their relationship. "fine, what do you want?" "ooo... ile start out with crab legs and" "haha funny. no really what do you want?
The Beginning of a New Race: Chapter Eight
I told him, more sarcasm floating in the air. "very funny, wise guy. what i had actually planned for this," mr.
The Greatest Feeling in the World
I smile at the sarcasm, "i'm pretty busy tomorrow, just so you know. i probably can't get out of the house, but you have my number if you want to talk. i'll be available for that most of the day".
WOLF - pt.13
Lian replied, voice thick with sarcasm. i frowned back at him and then nodded. he had a point.
Rapid Rottie (3)
My sarcasm isn't lost on him as he plays along. "earl grey with a twist of lemon please." a wicked smirk crosses my muzzle as i give him my answer. "tough shit, you got the supermarket own brand, like it or leave it."
Smitten Together
For all i know, sarcasm sucks, and i'd appreciate it if you tone down the sarcasm, dr. sarcastic! and let me in on another thing.