Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 2

Lexi: sorry, i've been working on my infomercial auditions... now, in two minutes, head over there... (points to a building with the words: "pizza hut: 2010s edition!")... order a large cheese pie with cheeseburger stuffed crust, here's a 1000...

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Those Bygone Dog-Star Days - Chapter 1 of 37

This is especially true as i turned on the tv to catch red-eyed infomercials.

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The Story of Alexandria~3

As he found something on tv other than infomercials, he slowly rubbed my back. i found myself slowly easing into his touch and eventually leaned my body against his.

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Boomer's New Friend

It was infomercial after infomercial, and if it wasn't that then it was a news channel reporting on the horrible heat wave.

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The Pedigree Test

"_ the only thing i could think while reading was infomercial. i was an infomercial! "now we're going to have to do this fast. the floor opens up to the executives in twenty minutes. i want you on display by then."

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First Contact, July 19th 2011, 7:46 PM

The channel had stopped on a workout infomercial and for some reason pat was unable to look away from the tv. the remote slipped from pat's hand as the rumble returned and pat watched the muscular men pumping iron on the tv.

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Flash Delirium

Channel, this time to the information section, she needed something to concentrate on, on screen, a collie, not wearing very much at all, yipped and whined as she fucked herself with a vibrator, through her obviously orgasmic pleasure, she gasped out and infomercial

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Another Sleepless Night

On the television, an infomercial for y2k survival kits played despite it not being the end of civilization.

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Chapter 1 - Bloody Bricks

The small amount of light reaching out from under the door, and whatever night vision i had left, allowed me to stare into the labels of unmarked cleaning supplies and vividly colored cans that belonged in an infomercial rather than a worn-down janitor's closet

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A Gift for Dad

Tobie is about to learn why you should always read the warnings at the end of the infomercial before buying a gift for dear old dad.

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Age Regression

I laugh at the infomercial and wonder how many people would be stupid enough to buy their product. it amazed me that people actually bought things from these commercials and seriously believed they'd do what they claimed to do.

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Twinks Across America: Ch. 43 - New Jersey

The owner just so happened to be a massive fan of post-cold war 90s culture, with even the furniture and cooking utensils looking like they'd been plucked from a forty-year-old infomercial.

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