Beef Schtick

**Beef Schtick** _©2006-2015 Sylvan Scott_ **one** _Stop me if you've heard this one._ "A minotaur walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He thanks the bartender, takes his suds, and scopes the place out. In the middle of his...

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Beef Schtick

**Beef Schtick** _©2006-2015 Sylvan Scott_ **one** _Stop me if you've heard this one._ "A minotaur walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He thanks the bartender, takes his suds, and scopes the place out. In the middle of his...

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Ayame's Chronicles- Mysterious Creature

"oh, a comedian, eh?" well i got a joke for you, and here's the _punch_ line!" the same senior said as he charged at takami, to avoid embarrassment form his peers and inner pride.

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Survival - Chapter One - Beginnings

Right as the comedian, a rather short little raccoon, was getting to the good part of a story, the screen went black. as she got up to make sure everything was okay, the screen flashed white several times and a voice came on.

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Solis Part 4

"very funny, maybe i should've made you a comedian over an ai. at least comedy is legal." "because your health is the biggest joke this year." shaking my head with disapproval, i settle for some instant waffles.

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Prologue

"i'm not a comedian." "ha." a door swung open. several locks loudly unlatched. nym lifted his head towards the noise. a thin equine nurse walked in, scrubs and all. her long face stared at nym with increasing boredom. she turned to the hound.

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No Laughing Matter

The just for laughs festival was great, mines, acrobats, stand up comedians of international fame, she had the time of her life. she had always wanted to go here, but she never had the money.....until now. and she always enjoyed a good laugh.

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The decent

We met fursuiters and some of the comedians. we played games and even tried learning new things like dancing. everything was perfect and i had wished nothing would change. that is until i had to go away.

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"Grow a Pair"

On the radio, he heard some joke a comedian was making about testicles and immediately changed the station. he just couldn't take those jokes; he knew he shouldn't let them get to him, and yet they did.

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Harland 01

Families, couples and obvious tourists glanced in their directions before going back to the jugglers, musicians, comedians and magicians; real magicians, not powered or teckers hiding their abilities behind illusions and sleight of hand.

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