**Beef Schtick**
_©2006-2015 Sylvan Scott_
**one**
_Stop me if you've heard this one._
"A minotaur walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He thanks the bartender, takes his suds, and scopes the place out. In the middle of his...
Anthro, Bull, Clean, Comedian, Comedy, Genegineered, Genetic-Engineering, Genies, Minotaur, Relationships, Slavery, Stand-up, Stand-up comedy, genetic engineering, genie, jokes, slaves
**Beef Schtick**
_©2006-2015 Sylvan Scott_
**one**
_Stop me if you've heard this one._
"A minotaur walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He thanks the bartender, takes his suds, and scopes the place out. In the middle of his...
Anthro, Bull, Clean, Comedian, Comedy, Genegineered, Genetic-Engineering, Genies, Minotaur, Relationships, Slavery, Stand-up, Stand-up comedy, genetic engineering, genie, jokes, slaves
Thank god for my medical license because i could never have made it as a comedian.
Anal, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, College, Cum, Doctor, Female, Food, Friendship, Gay, Gay Relationships, House, Male, Monkey, Oral, Penis, Pop5on22, Prostitution, Rat, Sex, Story, Story Progression, Story Series, Straight, Teen, Teenagers, University, online
"oh, a comedian, eh?" well i got a joke for you, and here's the _punch_ line!" the same senior said as he charged at takami, to avoid embarrassment form his peers and inner pride.
Compassion, Digimon, Female, Human, Male, No-Yiff, Plot Development, Renamon, School
I stopped, hands in the pockets of my overcoat, and turned slowly to face the two comedians.
Anger, Bad Language, Character Development, Contemporary, Fight, Fighting, First Person, Humor, Incomplete, London, Public, Series, Speciesism, Story Progression, Story Series, Undead, Violence, Violence (Not In Yiff)
Right as the comedian, a rather short little raccoon, was getting to the good part of a story, the screen went black. as she got up to make sure everything was okay, the screen flashed white several times and a voice came on.
Arctic Fox, No-Yiff, Series, Violence (Not In Yiff), apocalypse
"very funny, maybe i should've made you a comedian over an ai. at least comedy is legal."
"because your health is the biggest joke this year."
shaking my head with disapproval, i settle for some instant waffles.
Adventure, Sci-Fi, Snow Leopard, Space
"i'm not a comedian."
"ha."
a door swung open. several locks loudly unlatched. nym lifted his head towards the noise. a thin equine nurse walked in, scrubs and all. her long face stared at nym with increasing boredom. she turned to the hound.
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fox, M/M, Romance, Snow Leopard
The just for laughs festival was great, mines, acrobats, stand up comedians of international fame, she had the time of her life. she had always wanted to go here, but she never had the money.....until now. and she always enjoyed a good laugh.
Anthro, Breast Growth, Female, Hotel, Human, Hyena, Laugh, Magic, Nude, Transformation, bath, canada, vacation
We met fursuiters and some of the comedians. we played games and even tried learning new things like dancing. everything was perfect and i had wished nothing would change. that is until i had to go away.
Death, Magic, Transformation, Wolf
On the radio, he heard some joke a comedian was making about testicles and immediately changed the station. he just couldn't take those jokes; he knew he shouldn't let them get to him, and yet they did.
Absol, Male, Pokemon, Testicular cancer, cancer, zoroark
Families, couples and obvious tourists glanced in their directions before going back to the jugglers, musicians, comedians and magicians; real magicians, not powered or teckers hiding their abilities behind illusions and sleight of hand.
Excertp, Patreon, Story