First Steamy Day at Hortonville High (Entry #1 for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)

#1 of bad fanfiction writing contest entries my first entry for ausfer's "bad fanfiction writing contest" (http://www.sofurry.com/forum/view/thread?

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A Steamy Day at Hortonville High

\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ **author's note: this is my entry for ausfer's best worst fanfiction contest. no, fear not, dear readers, this is not my new style. :p** **written in collaboration with [![avatar?

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DragonBlood

I've been reading auspher/ausfers stories, and have decided to write my own. they may be very heavily similar to his for a while, but i don't mean this in an "i'm copying you" way. anyway, the story contains a guy, and a dragon.

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This is me.

That and great people like ausfer, and aldain darkwatch. i really appreciate devilmaycry for being brave and doing his own interview. in the end. i am proud to be a furry writer. so world, this is me.

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Eragon's Dominance, Saphira's first heat

This is dedicated to the writers that have inspired me, xianyu, gryphonwings, mysterydude, ausfer, foxhoki, foxstriker25 and many more.. out there.. :3 eragon felt lonely.

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A Treatsie on Aether and Magic

Note-- the following has been translated by Beastkin and scholar Batha the Badger, from Norian into the Common Tongue, otherwise known as "Earth-speak". Unless otherwise stated, all text has been reproduced as-is without further additions or...

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Dragon Ranch: Escape from Pen 15

_Hello ladies.... Look at your dragon, then back to me. Now back at your dragon. Now back to me. Sadly, she isn't me. But if she stopped appearing in other dragon stories and switched to Dragon Ranch, she could be star in a story written by me._ _Look...

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Dragon Ranch: Yellowtail Fever

_He's climbin in your stables, he's snatchin your dragons up. Tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your eggs, hide your wyverns and hide your drakes cuz they're rapin errbody out here._ _This story has hawt, steamy human-on-dragon sex in it....

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Dragon Ranch: Down on the Dragon

_A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...._ _STAR WHORES_ _EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE MILF_ _DUN-DUN-DUN DUN. DUN! DUN-DUN-DUN DUN DUN!_ _Oh, sorry... wait. wait... wrong story. This one has that dude and a dragon in it. And they hump...

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Dragon Ranch: Black and Cresty

_Now this is a story all about how Kyle's life got flipped, turned up side down. I want you to take a moment and just sit right there and tell you how he became the toy of this dragon called Belai-I mean, Relia._ _Ok, this is a continuation of the...

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A Late-Night Bedroom Intruder

_Note: This is a dream I had a long, long time ago. It was a very vivid dream and I remember many of the details a clear as day. Unfortunately I never got to experience the end of this dream... however I made one up for the story. This is not a true...

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Dragon Ranch: Three's a Crowd

_ _ _This story contains lots o' M/F/F sex between a human and two dragons. I know this story is pretty long, but lots of it is smut, I swear. (and the non-sex parts are cool too, for those of you who like that stuff.... you weirdos)_ _This story is...

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