Runt get your lazy ass up and get me a beer" jack called. mew got up straight up and flew to the filthy kitchen and
got his master a beer. "about time you stupid pokemon" jack yelled looking at him with a angry look on his face.
Abuse, Clean, Mew
So, i decided to get my lazy ass out of bed and walk to the bathroom to take a shower.
the lukewarm water soaked my head pretty fast as i stood under the shower head. i stood there, thinking about my life as it stands at this very moment.
Adult Content, Aroused, Character Development, Erotic, Extreme Content, First Person, Gay, Gay Relationships, Heartbreak, Homosexual, Male, Male/Male, Masturbation, Penis, Plot Development, Sleeping, Story Progression, Story Series
He's a disgusting womanizing lazy bum."
popping a sausage in my mouth and swallowing it i said "sounds like high-school, i'll deal with him the same way i dealt with those guys."
Cat, Fox, Jaguar, Leopard, Monkey, Wolf
Wrath stopped sucking the nipple of the chick, and stood up, to drag the body of that lazy bum away from the action. he was a burden, every single time he was making them losing time.
Anal, Comedy, Elephant, Lion, Love, M/F, Oral, Vaginal
Situating himself upright in his cot- the lazy bum!- he took a deep breath, and recited the scrying incantation. the diamond pulsed wickedly once, moving up darkfyre's arms and throughout his being.
Lycanthrope, Mythological Creature, Reptile
#11 of losing hope
alex's p.o.v
my alarm clock rings on my nightstand telling me to get my lazy ass out of bed so, i swing my arm over and push the snooze button
i then take a quick peek at my phone.
''oh shit i'm late!
Car, High School, Speed, tailing
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"boy get your lazy arse finished with that ring now, you got classes to head off to" said the old darken skinned dwarf.
"yes, master craftsman" the young lighter skinned dwarf shouted back.
Fantasy, Magic, Male
Then i have those feelings that i am just a lazy ass funk-master that doesn't know what he really wants in life. i get a bunch of thoughts of failure clouded in my mind, but i shake them off quickly.
Commentary, Journal
And where is that lazy-ass brother of mine?"
"that lazy-ass is still sleeping", the kitty giggled.
"i hope that you didn't waste him too much, i can hear it all in the night."
geno replied with a smile.
Adventure, Catgirl, Coyote, Lion, No-Yiff
"diamond, you lazy bum. get in here. it's happening!"
i ran inside to find worria laying on the bed, back arched, in noticeable pain.
"i'll handle the messy work. you just encourage her and keep her occupied."
"diamond?"
Adventure, Human, M/F, Wolf
My grades where always abysmally low, and that caused conflicts with my parents every day, i think they divorced because of me....i was always a lazy ass,and that does not change now.
Death, Depression, Drama, My Little Pony, Nihilism