High School of Cliches: New Years Nonsense
At only under two-hundred pounds, with his quick wit and high metabolism, the winning champion of the 2nd annual donald trump drinking game is... "aha!" holden slurred with a shot in a paw. "that's 'fake news', 'media', 'democrats' and...
Legend of the Werewhooooore [Story / TG]
donald trump (that motherfucker) isn't helping my image these days, either. i get lonely, okay? i'm not ugly; i'm just plain. and boring. so. so maybe i looked around on backpages. maybe i found an outcall service.
J&G Chapter 2: Darin Revisited
"yeah, when he's drunk, though, that boy's got a mouth that would make donald trump's cheeks hemorrhage." darin smiled broadly and looked away, embarrassed. "i do not," he murmured.
Jack Crane III: King of Clubs
Basically wanted to be the gay donald trump, and more power to him. with any luck, he wouldn't declare bankruptcy like trump did last year.
Journey to another world pt3 ch99
Said the first judge that looked an awful like that of donald trump. "mesmerizing..." the second said who seemed to have a vague resemblance to louie anderson. "truly worth the wait..."
Personal Training
. ======== if you fap and dont fave, i will cast a horse curse on you and you will forever find donald trump the only thing that gets you aroused. so there. why take the chance? make sofurry great again. i blame it on the badger.
Two of spades and the three of hearts
If you added the sheer number of paragraphs upon paragraphs of rp logs to the mix, you'd end up with a wall even donald trump would find excessive. "i've got this." i said. "_we've_ got this. an hour til he is here, try to take it easy and relax some.
Run Rabbit Run
The current leader, tigre giamotto, the grandson of the founder, was ostensibly a howard hughes or donald trump type industry tycoon, but everybody just knew he still ran the family business.
Thomas Cartoon Series Double-Length Episode #2: The Pirate Adventure Part 2
\*the devil pushes trump into the eternal pit.\* donald trump: oh no...
The Fur Trap
"have we been kidnapped by donald trump?" mark wondered, looking around himself. "or maybe hugh hefner." sasha added, and then leaned close and whispered to mark, "someone's watching us behind the mirror."
Vacation is all I ever wanted
"not too far," ogre bear says, "but it's a gambling mecca where donald trump bases part of his real estate empire." "of course!" sato groans and shakes his head. "financially john smith is in bed with trump.
Consequences
If anything, jerry saw himself as more of a young donald trump. though with far nicer and natural hair, and... well, a degree of social competence, at the very least.