A dolly for pony
How could he guess that the pretty pony muffin had a 'bodyguard' capable of making chuck norris shit his pants? "no i didn't." he protested immediately.
A Fated Reality-Chapter 16
I said like chuck norris, fedora and everything before... "and that's the race folks! this group of trainers, cynthia shirona and that one guy shall participate in the next part of the tournament!" the announcer cried. "but what's the prize?"
A Journey Begun - Chapter 14 - Like Chuck Norris According to the Internet
Now, almost two decades later, here he was, looking as if he could take on the entire siege at the alamo with his bare hands and live, like chuck norris according to the internet. he chuckled and sighed, shaking his head in disbelief.
Born Again Angel : Chapter 1 - Ignorance is bliss
The sound suddenly splitting the air as the thick book connects with marks posterior didn't quite fit the scene, an almost ear deafening crack as if someone had done a chuck norris impression and punched through a brick wall.
Steamy Days of Erick Archer Part 1 Act 1
Callister all names and likeliness were made up so don't you dare say "oh he used a lame doggy version name of chuck norris." also the furry animals in this story age as humans for they are all humanoid. no confusions.
Forging bonds
His friends always joked with him, calling him chuck norris partially because of his obsessive use of his total gym, and partially because his mane was a rival for any beard. the king of cats and others, he was a prime example of a male lion.
Zero Point: Chapter 8- Extraction
Several sharp cracks flashed out from the shadowed sharpclaw, and instantly brian felt as if he had taken a roundhouse kick from chuck norris himself. they _all_ had guns.
The Dragon's Tapestry
Hurt them in ways that make chuck norris and bruce lee seem like wimps, "yeah... it's hard to believe jin."
Shifting Consequences--Chapter 43: Foxy Hero
Your phone is part of reality the same way chuck norris and segata sanshiro are." the sound of segata's kiai came through the phone and the phone jolted toward deron's chest. don nearly lost his grip on his phone and yelped in surprise.
Putting Up a Fight - Chapter One
Having you help me was like getting martial arts lessons from bruce lee or chuck norris. maybe i'm the only one who sees you as a kind of celebrity here on sofurry, but you are awesome.
Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 27
Chuckled in more of an amused sense that suggested harry was a spunky kid with a green belt trying to pick a fight with chuck norris. "i suggest you listen to your _surviving_ teammate, mr. morrison, and take this fight seriously.
Man Vs. Planet Chapter 5
To be completely honest she could have probably fended off attacks from chuck norris and jet li all at once; she was _extremely_quick.