Maid Marian's Secret (Robin Hood)
"b-but marian," robin squeaked out like a bashful, blushing altar boy. "we can't consummate our love until after the wedding tomorrow morning!"
The Twelve Talismans:Dimensional Travels - Chapter 21 - Infected
"we'll be out faster than an altar boy goes down on a priest, right yolei?' the purple haired girl held on tightly to the digivice, which represented their position as a small blue dot moving toward a red one as they walked down the cave tunnel.
Teenage Troubles: Chapter 2
"he ever tupped you behind the pews, altar boy?" that same guy continued. "pardon? what does that mean?" the rabbit played dumb, secretly thinking about kicking the lizard in whatever genitals he had for making such a vile joke. "y'know."
Twas The Night After Christmas
You knocked up just about every doe in town that isn't mated, and you're trying to act the altar boy? give us a break!" the red nosed reindeer looked him in the eyes, pure focus and determination behind the glance. "look, i can't fix the past.
Clan wars
"like that time at your boss's wedding, instead of settling for a bj, i could have fucked you against the wall like a horny priest and his altar boy. plus it's gonna be nice to go all out while i'm pounding that sweet ass of yours.
Abyssus Abbey 2 Chapter 7: Greed is Good
A knight of lust who has cut a swath through the devil ranks of the abyss, and you're flummoxed like an altar boy caught with the communion wine." he reached up and patted at tuco's chest. "we can't be having that, can we?
Everyone Does It
"i figured you weren't no altar boy, batty." he yelped and turned. his jaw dropped open at the naked doe standing in front of him. the doe giggled, "did you really think i'd be so naïve? my husband's a lawyer.
Failed Containment: Chapter 21 - Blackout Protocol
Julian continued, "i mean, as long as it's not over who gets which end of the little altar boy." "ugh..." tabetha said in disgust. "enough, julian." "ehehehehehe." julian chuckled to himself.
Moon Shadow Issue #2 Weaver Alone
Huntress in particular has a crush on moon shadow while warlock is secretly gay; an orientation he knows will get him killed if he makes it known even as he wants to be templar's favorite altar boy even into his bedroom.
Moon Shadow Issue #1 "The Opening Gambit"
Zack was raped by a priest while serving as an altar boy and her parents are currently suing for that act.
Hunter and Hunted
T exactly been an altar boy yourself. and while nothing would thrill me more greatly than to feel your heart stop in my paws, i find that i... need you." "you need me." yote?s upraised eyebrow indicated he was more than suspicious.
X: No Other God Before Me
You'd scarcely taken your vows before you were caught diddling an altar boy. ain't you just a cliché through and through, old droog?" his words pound into me as ferociously as the wind, but he won't let me stagger back.