Game of Squash
The trap rooms can only be escaped if you solve the puzzle, endure the trap for a set amount of time, or using your wit to avoid getting squashed," eccentric said as he sat charlie down.
Bouncy Castle Squashing
Fred stopped bouncing and let himself drop forward, lying down on the fox and squashing all air out of his lungs. he then began humping the fox and kissing him quite forcefully, blocking him from breathing in again.
Lady Oink: Chapter 1
"you let those people go, or i'll squash you!" "go ahead," dr. ham retorted as he aimed the ray gun at the frightened civilians. "try to squash me, and i'll shrink everyone standing on or in this building to the size of dolls! except me, of course."
Minimum Wage Wrestling #1
**Minimum Wage Wrestling #1** " **Do the Job"** **By: Silverback Christianpaw** Zach Bluewolf, the small Lucha-wrestler, walks out of the doorway to the middle school gym. His entrance music, "My Way" by Limp Bizkit (which the company clearly...
Daisy and Boss: 13 - Devious Dani
"i want acorn squash. and you cook acorn squash..." dani paused and boss literally jogged to his car once he reached the parking garage level. "...in the motherfucking oven!"
Police Dog, Part 3: Nasty Playfulness
Alex shut his eyes a split second before slamming into an enormous, steaming pile of dog poop. The dog had taken wet, heavy shits, massive ploppers, and it showed; as soon as the boy hit the pile, his momentum completely stopped. He ended up in the...
A Record Attempt
I have a confession to make: I'm an addict. Not a day has passed during which I have not needed to satisfy the burning craving inside me. Yes, I'm seeing someone about it, but I can only last so long before my will cracks and I cave in to the...
Police Dog, Part 4: 1st Day On The Job
It's my usual fare: farting, fat feral animals, squashing, et cetera.
Cat N Mouse
Pressed, pushed, squished, squashed; those jiggling orbs rolling all over the poor mouse like living hills. she even parted them, allowing him a brief moment of freedom, only to slam them back together again, giggling gleefully all the while.
Slime Knight's Plight
Faint and far-off drips of water echoed through the stone passages, offering a classic ambiance to the underground dungeon. Moss bloomed from between cracks in the ancient stonework and broke up drab grays and browns, and glowing mushrooms shed their...
Bucky
He rubbed gently at the taught surface, brushing some squash pulp left from his last victim off.
Rocky and Atlas #1
Rocky,a plump striped hyena,sulked through the tall grass of a Savannah plain. With his nose to the ground,he tried to pick up any sort of a scent to follow. He was taking a risk hunting the pridelands,but it was either that or eat Atlas. Following...