Snail's Pace

Two snails, two batches of eggs, their semen. would they get fertilized? had they just made snail man babies? brad didn't know, but he felt excited to find out...

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Eulogy to a Snail

Once upon a time a snail came with the autumn rains. from where it came, no one knows, and for how long it stayed is known only to the eyes of light in the ceiling.

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Saldin's Snail Situation

Pandora was having no luck freeing herself from the side of the snail; her right paw was glued to the snail's body.

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Snips' and Snails' Special Spell

snails was watching closely, kneading the spread cheeks again. "how is he?" snails asked curiously. "really tight." snips didn't know how else to explain it. "oh, i bet," snails responded.

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The Fire Child: Chapter 3

This is snail, he's harmless. it was just a joke." draden gave ketch a hesitant smile, still not sure about this snail person.

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Beneath the Mistlebells 6

"such nonsense," the snail muttered to himself. the snail slid forwards, then quietly looked around across the empty trail, the hare gone from sight.

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Snail Fail (A Lion King Male Scat Story)

snail fail will rape your childhood 64 snails and counting: that was what simba had eaten. he only had to down one more snail to win the eating contest against timon...again.

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MLP: Pyrotechnic Misdemeanour

snails asked in his typical slow monotone. "too heavy. these art supplies will make our cart light and fast," the other unicorn colt answered. snails resisted the urge to point out the short and pudgy snips would be enough to slow them both down.

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Welcoming the Newbie

When she did, the humanoid snail walked out wearing a skin-tight dark blue rubber catsuit, with separate three-fingered gloves and thick latex boots.

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Beneath the Mistlebells 7

She heard the snail slither closer, and her eyes shimmered with silver giving her a flash of the world. for a moment she saw everything - the trees, the ground, the bushes and the snail, staring blankly into the dark.

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