If You Give A Mouse Some Nookie
This bit of ridiculousness inspired by rechanmole https://twitter.com/molewords/status/732216577769119744 if you give a mouse some nookie he's going to ask for a bit of lube if you ran out of lube he'll probably ask you for some head after he goes off
Anger Management, Whandirlust style (a Blaquetygriss Scribble)
Not nooky class!" "she said nooky!" "boy, didn't i tell you to shut up!" "i'm mad cause i can't get nooky! or boo-boo! i can't get no love! no one loves wolves!" "it's cause you fuckers are all over the damn place!
Things vaginas are called
Oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, jj, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie
You saw mommy doing what with Santa....
I mean nookies." riley gives an innocent yet, lewd look at the batroo santa, who more than obliges slipping between those long, luscious legs to press his bare cock into those spread folds.
GIRL SCOUT NOOKIE
**"girl scout nookie"** short story _rat-a-tat-tat._ upon hearing the knock on his front door, the bloodhound lifted himself off his couch with much complaining.
Protecting the Line, Draft 1, CH 18
"as tempting as you are making that, hun," zee replied, grinding against his husband's hard cock, "i was joking about the nookie clause.
TMNT: The Ninja Peepin' Pervert
Well...the principle that if you keep messing with me...then....uhm, then you're getting no nookie!" hothead couldn't help but chuckle as he saddled backwards a little on the couch, "ooooh...no nookie eh?"
Roni, Lyon's Father
White disaster fell on his seat with his diaper cushioning him and he began to cry with the nookie in his mouth still.
day 6: icing my balls
On the upside, hansen has offered to milk my sensitive nipples and some sympathy nooki. he did that thing again too, he asked me about myself. i got uncomfortable, so i turned it on him.
A Big Bad Wolf in sheeps clotheing prt. 2
In the days that passed, vince had his hands full with his mission of nookie from the collie farm girl.
Kyle: raid
Boom an explosion woke kyle and jackie "kyle wa-"dirge stopped on seeing jackie "now is not the time for nookie! get your pants on and come help it's a police raid!" and with that dirge left as kyle heard gun fire "ok looks like i gotta go.
Alone at School: The Long-Awaited Conclusion
Not that she cared about how they felt about each other, but she hardly appreciated the two of them abandoning her for a little nookie on a regular basis. and now, being left alone in the large, empty school was the straw that broke the camel's back.