Tactical Insertion

Evelyn was on a mission. A secret mission, one that her body wasn't particularly suited for. She was heavily pregnant, only able to keep from waddling on her thin legs due to modern technology. The Sylph Suit that had been grown with her in mind...

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Self Insertion

"This was the worst idea ever." "You mean this the best idea ever." Jaden looked over his shoulder, down at the blue eyed stallion attached to the fourteen inch horse cock resting against his backside. Jasen smiled down at him, rubbing his shaft...

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The clock tolled midnight. Its loud clang rolled through the town and surrounding hills like thunder, making the already dark and stormy night more creepy. He should have been asleep but here he was walking the streets with no destination no memory of...

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Dunno what this is, an incomplete story, finish it if you like? :L Just an example of my writing, yeah, it's fucking random and retarded, tell me what you think, I'd really appreciate it. (: <3 --- Roary sighed softly and opened out his dripping...

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c-snakes by Alyn Gryphon Disclaimer: Don't read if you're under legal age in your area! C-snakes were originally created by Chanta-Ra years ago almost, according to their current #1 fan Snake Wildlife. They were one a niche fad in the furry fandom but...

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The Procedure

A cold, bare room; the exact location of it remained a mystery, as well as its purpose. Deep in the bowels of the earth, it stood the passage of time, serving as a backdrop for the shadowy plans that were hatched there. What he was doing there was...

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It was a bright, sunny afternoon, a few clouds hanging around to provide some shade but not big enough to cause any rain. Lots of people were out and about, doing things like swimming at pools, tanning on beaches, or going for walks. One person in...

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The Invitation (A gratuitous self insert)

The earth pony Java Tales was sitting at his favourite cafe in Canterlot, staring at a blank scroll. His eyes were vaguely glazed and unfocused as he tried to come up with something to write. After several minutes, he laid his head on the table. "This...

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Chapter One. "Welcome, Visitor!" She hated that sound, but it was the closest thing ever she'd heard to something... Human. Its monotone high pitched shrill touched the dark clouds around through the ruins of this city. Crumbled underneath was the...

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"well, you simply insert it in your vagina, and that's it! you start to feel relaxed and all. want to see how it feels?" teresa and agnes nodded. "well, first, you'll have to take your clothes off."

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Open Mouth, Insert Foot

Sighing, Nicolas tried to breathe through his nose as he entered the locker room, the scent of sweat too heavy to take in comfortably. It was later in the day, and the place hadn't been cleaned up after the likely hundreds of jocks that had come and...

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Going Camping

His hand digging in the items, he grabbed what he was seeking, a wooden cork; removing the funnel, he hurried and inserted the cork deep in him, so it would keep the water and eels in him.

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