Unforseen Cumsequences
"_...hfh, ohhfh.. hharder, moremoremore pleeease~!"_ _Squeak, squeak, squeak._ The constant rocking had taken its toll on that cheap bed-frame and the workout it was getting now would either shear off the bolts or convince its owners to tighten...
Beware-wolf
_Click. "...-ty five to seven! Another win for our hometown boys, th-". Click. "..-ve to our reporter on the scene, Sherry Goodall. Sherry, what can y-". Click. Click. Click. "..-sp and cool spring night tonight folks, with temperatures hovering...
Customer Satisfaction
_Tap, tap, tap.._ Jeff's fingers idly rapped the countertop as he flicked his eyes between the clock and the screen showing incoming orders. The stag let out a little sigh as he waited for his shift to end, more than ready to head home and wash the...
Six Feet In 'Er
_"HhaaAH! H-Hfhhhooohhh...__"_ The coarse moan cut through the quiet, midnight air - tinny and pitch-shifted from being played through a phone's crappy speaker. A softer, more reserved breathy huff followed past it, this one much more _real_ and...
Virgin Hunter Vaun
The heavy, echoing CLONK of weights smacking against the ground filled the air as a beefy bear in a loose muscle shirt let loose a triumphant roar, promptly before being smacked across the back of the head by his gym partner. Glancing about, he quickly...
Another Day on the Job
The monitor emitted a faint glow as the system powered on, fans spinning up as the gentle whirr and click of a hard drive barely bit over the din of idle office chatter. The creak of a plastic office chair held together by little more than hex screw...
Bathroom Break
The clatter of a crumpled soda can careening into a bin accompanied the soft sounds of muffled voices just within the park restrooms, the empty husk of a discarded bottle of water laying just beside it. After his risqué brush with public exposure - an...
Fun in the Sun
The late-morning light kissed the concrete and dew-covered grass as it rose up into the sky, casting dark shades of cool respite from the summer warmth. The park sung with life; from birds happily chirping to vendors hawking cheap, cool drinks and...
Of Lords and Lapdogs - Chapter 1 - This Dick is Giving Me a Herne-ia
_Shff-shff, shff-shff._ Vaun idly kicked his broad paws over the smooth wood of the floor. Despite receiving nothing but kindness from his comrades-in-arms in Ardenweald, some things still made him feel more than a _little_ out of place - such as...
Of Lords and Lapdogs: Chapter 0 - What's that for, anyway?
A low sigh rolled from the tired worgen's throat as he gazed up into the eternal night's sky of Ardenweald. He watched tracers of fairylight and glittering stardust shoot across the sky before fracturing off into infinitesimally-smaller shards that...