Red Rider

"Kid, you'll either flame out or you won't. I hope to Goodness you don't, and there ain't a thing that makes me suspect you would. Not a thing about you. But it's sure as hell not certain, and ultimately there's no getting halfway to it. It's not...

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Sit Back and Relax

Get the ebook and read more pulp at [url=http://www.drivingcat.org]DrivingCat.org[/url]! --- Ok, ok, listen. This story starts out kind of slow but if you'll listen it gets good eventually, alright? Ok, so I'm all alone in like this really bright...

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College Life

[Download the ebook from DrivingCat.org](http://drivingct.org/pulp) --- It was the dull, dragging days just after midterms. All the tests were done, and all the parties celebrating their passing had gone as well. All that remained was...

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Back in the Billiards Room

?I'm too goddamn tired for this, was what I first thought when he found me. My jeans were splattered with Pearly White from some yuppie's McMansion, and now somebody wanted me to feign a conversation for $5 of draught, and I was already working on a...

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The Intern

Kids these days, they just- I don't even know what, really. I end up twisting my tie in my hands with any of the interns they send into my office, doing God's know what, hell if I know whose department they even come from. They come through my office...

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Porn Regarding Feet

?"Raccoons are nasty," the bunny used to always joke, I think because he knew it'd make me blush. "Always have to wash things before they'll put 'em to their lips," he'd say, as if he were making the teasing polite for public conversation, though no...

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Man's Man - First Times are Meant to be Rough

_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- I'm a bear. It isn't any harder for me to admit that than it is for me to admit...

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Man's Man - Drunk and Curious

_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- It's not strange for a guy to walk into the bar after a good day and order...

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The Universal Language

_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- He saw me struggling by the water, and perhaps thinking I was in pain, he...

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Natural Foxes

_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment! I wrote this real quick, just about 90 minutes while chilling in the university library. Hope...

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Boss's Bitch

_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- "What exactly is it that you do here?" the cat asked, rocking back in his chair...

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Romance Novels

_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- A long and lithe ferret laid on a plush bed, sprawled out as if trying to cool...

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