The Showing of the Dicks
It was at that moment that they realized they had fallen for a trap. Not a sort that gets you immediately, it had sprung hours ago and they were only just figuring it out. "Poison gas?" Gunther asked, pulling out a cloth mask. "That won't help," The...
No Homo 2: Game Night
Infinity Unlimited had developed a special interest in Holmes-7 as a potential tourist parallel. Thing is, Centrum already had found and occupied the place. Small skirmishes had taken place, and though word hadn't made it back to Homeline of any...
Asliole 4: Gnathiz Rising
"So when we see him, I'm going to punch him in the face." The party looked up at their stalwart companion. The big, half naked orc was fed up with the journey, and frankly, so was everyone else. Room after room of corpses, all various types of...
Asliole 3: Enter the Dungeon
Maria woke to the world refreshed. It was a brand new day and she was going to seize the fuck out of it. But first breakfast. Remembering the golden score El Gallo had passed her the previous day, she decided that she would treat herself. In all...
Fall From Grace
I have a lot of stories that I write, you know, about myself. A lot of them are embarrassing but it helps to get them out there. I guess at some point I would have to record the big one. My therapist suggested I write it out and keep...
Every Nerd Has His Night
"Does he have a computer in his office?" Wind asked, "I could hack it." "No," the GM responded, "You're in the 1890s, computers won't be invented for a few decades." "What about a log book?" Wind picked up...
Sweet-Lips and the Telvanni
Sweet-Lips was hungry. Her gold from selling that not so priceless holy relic hadn't lasted very long. Maybe if she had settled for less expensive drinks and fewer sweets, she'd not be in this mess. But what good was life without...
My College Days
I went to college. I was a horrible student, lazy, distracted, and opinionated student. I never graduated, but I do have some fond memories. I also have some horrible memories. I'm not certain where this one lands. The...
Bite the Bullet Train
I didn't get many chances to visit my family in Japan. My father was born there, and his parents still had their estate. I will try not to bore you with the details, this story isn't really about that. I'm just saying, I was there on...
Average First Date
I stared down at my salad. I had asked for Cesar, but they brought me a tossed salad with Cesar dressing. I guess technically the waiter had just asked me my dressing preference. Still, I hate it when they do that. I shuffled my thoughts aside and took...
The Boffer Knight
I've never been big on camping, but it was a big larping event, and I was really into it at the time. So I was out in the woods with all my friends and a couple hundred other people. It was quite fun... except for the fact that...
Traptap 1: Her Dragon
Traptap was the best at her job. As a springer, she would unset old traps so that her clan could move through areas. She was very strong, and had a big stick. It was very useful, but it got all the respect she deserved. The Dragon had said it was...