Unorthodox Coaching (Sequel to "Otterly Stuffed")

Unorthodox Coaching (Sequel to "Otterly Stuffed") By Otteronymous "Pathetic! Absolutely fucking pathetic!" Coach Marino shouted. "I can't tell if you're a football team or a bunch of god-damn ballerinas." The bull's sweat-soaked polo pulled hard...

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Building a New You

"Building a New You" By Otteronymous "Whose leg do you have to scratch to get some service around here?" 60 seconds of waiting, and Lena was already fed up. The shorthair cat fidgeted in her seat, the lyrca sport shorts that clung to her trim,...

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It Runs in the Blood (Commision)

It Runs in The Blood By Otteronymous "It affects a firstborn of every generation when they turn 21, Tammy. You gotta believe us! If you come home now we can get you help before it starts to manifest!" At the time, I thought my parents were fucking...

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Your Apology Is Not Accepted

Your Apology Is Not Accepted By Otteronymous Zinkari fidgeted in her chair backstage; the young wolf-deer's long tail thumping the floor impatiently as she listened to Mrs. Barsley's prep rally speech drone into its 25th minute. She sighed as she...

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Unintended Consequences

Unintended Consequences By Otteronymous The sickly-sweet smell of tobacco, body oil, and shame wafted through the strip club air as Erik sucked down the last of the tequila bottle and soaked in the sin that surrounded him. The drunk stallion...

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A Picture's Worth a Thousand Pounds (Commision)

A Picture's Worth a Thousand Pounds By Otteronymous "God damn phones," Onyx muttered, the bull's greasy fingers slipping across the iPhone screen. "They never build these things for real men." Twisting and turning with labored grunts, Onyx caught...

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Full of Christmas Spirit (Commision)

Full of Christmas Spirit By Otteronymous Vaughn's hands trembled as he read the letter for nth time that night, his excitement almost palpable at the thought of his most cherished dream coming true. "Dear Vaughn, I've been watching you for many...

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Revenge is a Dish Best Served Fat: Part 2

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Fat (Part 2) By Otteronymous Marley wheezed as her obese, sweaty frame squeezed through the front door of Rock's house. It had only been a two block walk, but for the blubber-saturated excuse for a heifer, it may as well...

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Wolf For Rent Fertility Clinic

Wolf For Rent By Otteronymous Dear Mrs. Keller: We appreciate your interest with Invitrion Inc. and with Jeremiah in particular. As per your inquiry, I would like to reassure you that you're getting not only the finest deal in Male on Male...

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Bringing out His True Nature

Connor slammed his glass of whiskey down on the bar top as he failed to stifle the shudder brought upon by the sudden shock of whiskey into his system. _Can't even hold down your drink like a man,_ he thought bitterly, _no wonder that cunt Jasmine...

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Bitch in Her Bowels 2: Toilet Bowl Boogaloo

Bitch in Her Bowels 2: Toilet Bowl Boogaloo By Otteronymous "Come to my parents guest house ASAP." "I know what happened to Bethany and Charlotte." Janet's paw shook as she read the text over and over again, unaware that her Uber driver had pulled...

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The Witches: Formula 93

Formula 93 By Otteronymous "Hey! Outta the way fat boy" Vaughn said as he shoved his chubby classmate out of line. "Athletes first, equipment geeks last. You know the rules Martin." Vaughn's teammates chuckled as they watched the muffin topped...

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