Zack Parsons

Sometimes I pretend to live in the dorms. I know a couple classmates in the Shoeboxes (those dingy little buildings they shove all the freshmen and sophomores into), and the first time I heard about those communal showers, I had to give 'em a try....

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Why I Hate Tops

Three precautions, skip 'em if you don't give a shit: 1. This should be exceedingly obvious, but: don't do as I do. I've done some crazy shit, and though I don't regret any of it, it was definitely crazy. I'll talk in this journal about \*some\* of...

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(Star Fox) 2. That Dumb Bitch Tanya

Three Devils could pass as a joint in Meteo... granted, not quite at that Sector Nine level. No neon signs here: ground level of the city (where all the rabble lived), down a back alley in a back alley, down ironclad cellar doors sealed with a...

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(Star Fox) 1. City that Never Sleeps

(AO3 crosspost) "Iron Fist" is a story of ~20,000 words that I'll be posting chapterwise that may or may not have follow-ups of similar length (depending on how long I can keep up motivation). It's a story about Wolf O'Donnell's daily life and his...

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Black and White

A friend started talking to me about Star Fox a while and got me thinking. I actually got into furry by writing Star Fox fan fiction back in the day; it's interesting to revisit your roots. There's no sex in this at first, but there will be...

Days of Our Lives (Star Fox)

Took a big break from writing for a couple reasons; figured this would be a good way to break back into it. I've been frustrated with my slow pace of writing lately, so wrote this several months ago as a quickwrite--minimal editing, just one night of...

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Sum Hardcore Pornography

Sum Hardcore Pornography ...a parody of actual pornography In times like these, David Houser hated his job. The cheetah had always wanted to teach advanced math-and to his joy, he had one AP class and one honors Pre-calc class-but the...

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Scandalous Bastards!

So. I've decided that I'll pretty much let the readers decide what happens next after this chapter, in any form: sexual acts, plot developments (I'm really more interested in these), etc., though both will happen. Comment your recommendations and I'll...

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Bandits!

Two-day quickwrite; an experiment in style that runs opposite to "Fuck, he's huge." I am kindasorta looking for someone serious about writing who will work with me as an editor whenever I find time to write stuff. Contact me at...

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For the Whored?

...this is what happens when Warcraft-buddies make gay "whored" jokes to me. * * * _Stupid, smelly tauren_, thought Janus.He'd never been fond of the Barrens to begin with, and having to cross them in a tauren's body just made it worse, especially...

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Just Another Hole

A quickwrite that I think turned out okay. Be sure to leave a comment if you enjoy it. :) - I may just be a nerdy lupine programmer in this shithole of a corporation, but hell, if I wanted, I could get anyone to bend over. The old lapine janitor?...

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Knot Theory (V)

As usual, comments, speculations, and suggestions are welcome! The more join in, the merrier, and the greater response I get, the more eager I will be to plow on! Next few weeks might be sporadic. Check my FA/twitter for updates on when I'm...

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