Size of it All
The Size of It All The warnings: Under 18, no reading. Seriously, stop now. Go put on some Spongebob or something, go on, git. They gone? Cool, as for the rest of you, all the things you are about to read come from that scary, scary place that is...
Size Matters
My first actual submission, so if it sucks, sorry, I'll try to get better. The warning: If you're under eighteen, don't read this. If you do, vast hoards of beetles will descend upon your home and devour your computer. Maybe I'm wrong. Can you...