The Streaking Pig
My stomach was rumblin' like a motherfucker as I drove down the highway. A full day of looking for work with no lunch was a regrettable decision, all the places I sent my resume to weren't hiring, and going to random businesses asking for an...
Curiosity Fucked the Bunny
You're sitting there, finishing up your homework. You hate the class, but, hell, there isn't any getting around the useless requirements for that degree. If only the school cared about your major, and only your major. One of your roommates enters...
Taking in a Friend
"Isao, dinner!" The female white tiger shouted. Her voice was shrill enough to cut through the walls of the house. The door opened. The chubby white tiger exited his room and went down to the kitchen. He sighed a bit. He looked up when he...
Pantsless Saturday
The Saturday morning sun peered into the window of Mark and Chip's bedroom. The two lazy guys turned the other way in their beds as the light was bothering them. The pig had snored, while the fox stayed fairly quiet while asleep, save the constant...
The Vice Vys
'The Vice Vys! It is widely known that onanism is an immoral, harmful act. The Vice Vys is a chastity device that will prevent your son from violating himself. He will successfully be discouraged from self-pleasure as long as you place the Vice Vys...
Servicing a Trombonist
The brown bear put down his trombone case by the door to his roommate's bedroom. Opening the door, he instantly heard the light snore of his friend. The panda's snore was almost endearing. Ted could see the sweet smile on his face. Oh, how the panda...
The Captain's Nephew - Chapter 2
Any shipmate who opened the Captain's nephew's door to call him up for morning chores, lunch, or afternoon chores would find an empty room, save a small bed and stool in the corner. Since my cabin was fairly big, and, not to be smug, a bit more...
The Captain's Nephew - Chapter 1
I recall it was a fairly calm evening on the ship, the sky a deep red, the sun setting in the west. Boredom called me up to the deck. I'd been on the ship for awhile, exactly how long I can't recall, many of the shipmates had been with me there for...
The Captain's Nephew - Chapter 4
"Continue the story! I like it." The young badger told the raccoon. "Hold on, friend, I'd like to take a breather for a short while." The raccoon's story took place quite awhile ago, almost a decade, and even he wasn't too sure about everything...
The Captain's Nephew - Chapter 3
A few weeks after my chat with the Captain, the inevitable happened. He succumbed to the flu and passed away one morning. That afternoon, his body was put on a raft, and lowered into the ocean, and drifted away. All the shipmates and their...
Father and Son Bathtime
_Warning: This story contains a semi-incestuous act between a father and son, to be specific, mutual masturbation. If you find that sort of thing offensive, it'd be wise to hit the back button of your browser. Besides, it's all fake, anyway._ Jake...
Swimmin' with the Old Man
Summer, fuck yeah. Once my pointless graduation ceremony ended, I was free to do fuck all and enjoy it. Didn't have to waste my gas money on drivin' to that hell hole and back every day of the week. On top of that, I had the whole next year to myself....