College Cock

Byron huffed, leaning against the wall. His foot-long cock was clearly outlined against his jeans and begging for sweet release. It twitched, sending a wave of need up the dragon's spine, but he managed to ignore it. Keeping his hands shoved firmly in...

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Rap: It's Your Decision

Parappa stared down at the tome, words of ancient and accursed power scrawled roughly upon the blackened vellum. It had taken a lot of searching to find this book, and even longer to learn to read it. The language used was only spoken by a single...

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Businesspig

It was a good day to be Mike Stuart, or so he thought as he staggered down the street, a half-empty bottle of vodka in his hand and a half-remembered drinking tune on his lips. Everything was going his way; Profits were up, overhead was down, and he'd...

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Lumberjacked

"So, I was thinking of going to visit my cousin, up in British Columbia..." Virgil was bored. He and his husband, Gord, hadn't been having a great time recently. One might even say their marriage was in trouble. Their once-lively date nights had...

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Locker Room Raid

As he stepped into the locker room, Todd wasn't sure if he really wanted to do this. Well, he did - It was one of the skinny deer's oldest fantasies - But the thought of really doing it, finally, filled him with fright and apprehension. He could hear a...

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The Shower Incident

You were just sitting on the bench in the shower stall, enjoying the post-workout high. Endorphins pumped through you with every heartbeat, bringing a gentle, quiet ecstasy into your aching limbs. You weren't much of a bodybuilder yet, straining to...

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Househusband

Betty strutted around the kitchen, her pumps clicking against the checkered linoleum floor. Not the most practical choice of footwear, especially in her own home, but she knew her husband loved them. The red plastic heels added two inches to her...

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Teenage Mutant Sumo Turtles

Deep beneath the streets of Manhattan, in a darkened lab, two turtles stood hunched over a table. A small, rusty metal cylinder sat between them, giving off a faint green glow through the seams. "So this is it?" Michelangelo asked in a hushed...

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The Biggest Gainer: Hollywoo Edition

Bojack Horseman sat alone in a corner booth, staring sadly at his empty beer. He didn't want to get up and get another one, but he supposed he'd have to. The waitress had disappeared a while ago, amd the earlier crowd had disappeared, leaving him alone...

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Robin Huge: Prince of Studs

The lush gardens and scenery of Epcot disappeared as Ryan stepped through the door. He'd never been to this part of the park before, though he'd heard stories; The utilidors, the great concrete tunnels crisscrossing beneath Buckminster Fuller's great...

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Lumberjacking Off

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Virgil surveyed his handiwork. In just two hours of chopping, he'd turned a decent-sized maple into rounds fit for the fireplace; Another hour had seen them stacked neatly against the cabin wall and draped in a...

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Kyuubi no Wilde, Part Two

Nick awoke with a groan. His whole body ached, from his head to his paws. The bedsprings creaked as he sat up, the mattress nearly flat beneath his massive ass. He yawned, subconsciously placing a hand on his belly, and hummed at the gentle kicks of...

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