Trucking Along 002
Exiting my apartment into the slate grey concrete hallway, I close my door and quickly swipe my phone over the scanner on the handle. With a beep and a firm click, the door locks itself. Pocketing the phone, I quickly make haste towards stairwell up...
Trucking Along 001
The sirens of the damned rouse me from my eternal slumber. The insistent high pitched wail piercing the veil of the night, sending me spiraling down in an endless abyss and back into my waking form. At which point I quickly flail my hand to the...
MMIB: First Encounter Of the Cold Kind
Cold... I'm cold. Why am I cold? My hand flails a bit to my right until I find my comforter and pull it back over me. - It's just as quickly torn off me again. - Grunting a guttural snarl under my breath, I reach over and yank it back again. The...
MMIB: Alex in Alice Land
Wet. There's a heavy rotund pressure on my chest. The air reeks of salt water and fish. And my face is wet. I'm also inexplicably tired. Maybe five more minutes and I'll pull my eyes open long enough to find out what's going on. The familiar sound...
Endings and Transition
Unity. It's an odd concept to associate with ninja, but the old adage is true: no man is an island. It takes both teacher and student to learn, at least two parties to have a contract, and assassination without a victim is just suicide. It's the last...
Pets Side Story: Beginnings
Young ninja often misjudge the relationship we have with our allies. The newb belief is that allies are our allies because they are allies. Flawed logic, but in a world of giant monsters and even bigger pigeons we tend to hold onto any logic we can...
A Christmas Story that Probably Never Happened
"Ashton," the buxom bombshell pants as she runs almost full tilt down the cobblestone tunnels, "You are thoughtful... creative... the perfect accomplice... I could love no one like I love you... but with that said... we are all going to die... and it...
Trucking Along 003
--- --- --- --- --- Exiting the train, I step onto employee arrival platform nineteen for NexWay Distribution Headquarters 864. With everyone here for the same thing, it's a kaleidoscope of colors to get to the rotary stall to check in, with...
MMIB: Monolog the Timeskip Away
I have, in my work for the MMIB, done many horrible things. I've blackmailed heads of state to manipulate their country into war so our scientist could mutate their soldier on the battlefield. I've shot down alien space craft so they could crash land...
MMIB: Assault of the Rat Tailed Monolog
Walking naked through a stone monastery with nothing but a bucket to hide my modesty was not how I was expecting to spend my morning. Mind you, what I was expecting was for the koala nun escorting me to yell for help as soon as we ran into another...