Condoms, Rose. Condoms!

Some bulk mail appeared in my mailbox this morning. The subject line read: "Condoms, Rose. Condoms!" The voice of the internet has spoken. \* \* \* It was February 13th, and Rose stared unhappily across her bedroom. The teenage wolf had...

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Broken Condom

I've never seen a bar go so quiet so fast before in my life. If I wasn't the main reason for it becoming so quiet I'd be gawking just at the sheer phenomenon of the silence as Master Finnigan steps up onto the stage with me, his black and white Orca...

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No condom? No problem

"i have lube, and some fun toys, but no condoms. i checked every space in my luggage. nothing." "oh, fuck." eno scrunched her muzzle up, thinking. "what kind of drake goes on vacation with lube and toys but no condoms? and i'm off my meds.

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The Broken Condom

The Broken Condom was a club on the seedier side of town. It opened its doors three months ago, and since then, it was packed every single night with eager and horny furs, all happy to sign the waiver and walk through the doors. The club was serious...

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Like A Condom

"Are you ready for a night of magic and fun?" Amera asked the female otter with a grin. Amera the dragon laid in bed with her massive green cock on display, the shaft much darker than her lighter green balls and body. "I said I agreed to this."...

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Guns and Condoms

Guns and Condoms By Wren Adams I was sitting on the hillside. My gun, an M4A1, propped up against the stump I was sitting on. Across from...

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Broken Condom

Broken Condom Alex lie on his side, panting in unison with his partner as reality bleed back into him. Like hundreds of times before, the big man grasped the rubber ring of the condom that encircled his softening cock and withdrew. He rolled to...

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Master Condoms

A women walks into a pharmacy with naughty intentions. Her boyfriend wants to keep his virginity for marriage and she was going to change his mind. She went up to the desk. "Hey. I want your best condoms!" The man behind the desk was surprised that...

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Yoshi Condoms

He giggles, "oh tisk tisk should of known there ant no condom publicly avalible that is in yoshi language. ohhh how fun it is to sneak a box into an unsuspecting stranger and watch them fill them self's!"

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Your a condom

"So you are looking for work," The eagle says as he looks at you. "Well come on in I bet I have a place perfectly suited for you. All that we will have to do is a bit of a change." The eagle chuckled as he led you into the living room of the apartment....

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Condoms Not Required

_The parents are gone for the weekend ;) and Brady is spending the night at a friend's place._ The message came up on my phone from Samantha as I was browsing the web for really anything to pass the time. School was out for spring break and since I...

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A Condom for My Valentine

"And so, under David Farthing's guidance did the Revenant Party pull the former United States out of what many historians call 'The Godless Era', which began within the mid-1960s and continue onward until 1997. Although the Revenants and Farthing's...

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