Pokemon: returning champion: New Bark Town
#4 of Josh Bureon
"Oh, Josh. What am I going to do with you?"
"Nothing. I'm your lead protagonist, remember?"
Also, I can't turn the bold off >.<
Josh
Me being me, I entered New Bark Town with a bang. They had just built a new Pokemon Mart, and everything was priced at a steal!
"Where the hell did you get explosives?" Officer Jenny demanded. "And why did you take everything from the Pokemon Mart?"
"Well, no one got hurt, did they? I've promised to front the charges, or however that goes. I'm paying a fine and stuff. I've admitted that I did it. I'll even pay the owner back in damages on top of buying the stolen products. What else do you need?"
Alright, so this is how it went. On the road, I met a girl. We fell into step, and I tried to pickpocket her. Her wallet was in her back pocket.
*Long story short, I failed. I found out immediately that she could kick my ass. Lucky me, I only ended up with a slap on the wrist, the cheek, and finally a double slap from her jigglypuff. My pyroar did what I assume was a chuckle and purred. "You deserved that," Dunter translated psychicly as the pyroar in question yawned loudly and retreated into her pokeball. What? I'm a good guy. I let my mons come and go as they please. Usually, I only carry pokeballs for ease of movement. When my mons want to be out, they come out. When they want to get in, they get in. *
Anyways, she retreated and the girl challenged me to a battle. She had six electrodes, and she fought dirty. I won, in the end, but halfway through, I had an idea.
"Hey, I'm heading to New Bark. And I heard that they opened a Pokemon center over there. Fire blast, garchomp! And it's down!"
"Yeah? Go on out, 'Lectrode!" She glared at me. "Thunderbolt."
"It won't work! Anyways, I need a little help."
"Why should I help you, you perv! Explosion!
"Explosion. Exactly," I said, grinning. "Get on out there, Angie." I got a shock at that one. Angie hates her name. "Dig!"
She scowled. "Do I get anything out of it?"
"Yep. Free Mart goods."
"I'm in," she said, the concept slowly dawning on her. We shook on it, and everything escalated from there.
*Electrode used explosion. Zoroark disguised our faces. It was the perfect crime. I even had enough money in my sinnoh bank account from my previous league wins to cover the cost if we failed. *
And we did. She escaped, but I got caught lounging outside of the house of someone named "Crystal". The security cameras had gotten our faces. "You're under arrest," the resident officer Jenny said as I ogled at her figure. "You have the right to remain silent," she continued as I winced at the number of growlithe bites that had suddenly appeared all over my body. And that's where we started.
Suddenly, a voice pipped up. "It's OK, Jenny. He's with me