An Uneven Compromise
Yogi bear and Boohoo get up to some steamy shenanigans in Jellystone park!
It was a fine Jellystone day. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and as per usual, a certain bear was out and about causing a commotion. Yogi bear sat precariously along the edge of a great big boulder smiling contentedly to himself. Meanwhile, loyal Booboo stood sentinel, surveying the land for any sign of ranger Smith. Booboo looked up hesitantly, and sighed. "Gee I don't know about this, Yogi..." he opined.
"Do not be afraid!" Yogi exclaimed. "We are no strangers to ranger danger."
Booboo shuffled his feet sheepishly, "True, but I can't help but worry."
Yogi descended down the boulder and faced Booboo. "Relax, Boob. There's no need to fear! We are in the clear!"
"But I still don't understand why we had to come all the way up here; aren't all the baskets down on the camp ground?"
Without a second's hesitation Yogi dropped his pants, which he was only wearing for the sake of this sentence.
"Yogi!" Booboo gasped, staring in a mixture of shock and awe at Yogi bear's stiffening manhood. He knew in that very moment, just like Iraq, he was about to be brutally screwed.