The Rules of Poker
#1 of Ian and London - Random
I had such fun writing this!
The Rules of Poker:
"You all know the rules of poker, right?" I asked around the circular table. I watched as 5 heads nodded yes.
"That's good. However, there is one caviot to this game. Everyone please remove your clothes."
Confused faces lit up the table, "But- But I thought we were playing strip poker? Why are we already taking off all our clothes?" a handsome yet somewhat timid bunny stammered across the table from me.
"I'm not complaining," a large bear to my right harrumphed as he pulled off his wife-beater, his arms flexing, showing off his massive 20 inch biceps. The bear stood to his impressive height of nearly seven and half feet as he undid the belt around his sizeable waist.
"Ian?" the bunny asked after several seconds of me ogling the bear.
"Oh! Sorry. First, everyone take off their clothes. Then I'll let everyone know what we're doing today," I said with a mischievous grin across my face.
"Fine..." the timid bunny whose name was Alan mumbled, embarrassingly removing his cotton T-shirt. A deep blush spread across his face as the large bear eyed his nimble body. Alan was the youngest of the six people at the table.
There was me (a moderately tall, 21 year old, run of the mill fox), my boyfriend London who sat to my left (a handsome, well build, toned, 22 year old black wolf), Alan (a new friend of mine who I met at my art college. He's a lean, pretty 19 year old bunny but who's extremely insecure about his appearance. I hope to change that), Rick (a hefty 33 year old bear who London and I met at a local gay bar. He's pretty kinky and into some weird shit, but that's why we love him), June (an extremely sexy 24 year old snow leopard, who is pretty quiet but extremely relateable and friendly. He knows he hit the genetic lottery but is extremely humble about it.), and last but not least my best friend Yun (an extremely playful 21 year old shiba inu who I absolutely adore. He always manages to brighten up my day. We attend the same classes so we share our passion of photography. It helps that he's extremely photogenic, sporting a massive silly grin all the time. Yun's actually straight but is super open minded and comfortable with himself - thus him agreeing to join our game today. Actually he volunteered).
I watched as everyone around the table removed their clothing. Yun was surprisingly quick about it, removing his artsy clothing and baggy cargo shorts, "Yo, E, underwear too?" Yun asked me. For some reason he refused to call me by my full name, which considering it's only 3 letters, always confounded me.
"Yup," I said smugly crossing my arms enjoying the show. Yun shrugged, pulling down his boxers revealing a modest sized set of sheath and balls. Yun was pretty short and round so proportionally it looked okay.
I didn't have to tell Rick twice as he was already back sitting. He hadn't taken off his leather harness which he was always seen wearing. Since it didn't cover much skin I allowed it.
My boyfriend London only had to remove his shirt and briefs. Since we were sat in our living room, he hadn't felt the need to put on any pants yet today.
Of course I watched intently as my smexy wolf got undressed. He was super in shape, loving to go to the gym or ride his bike around our bike friendly city. He didn't have huge arms, instead he worked out everything evenly, producing an extremely toned and balanced body. Being of Russian descent he was already pretty stocky but somehow he made it work beautifully. He's my bae. What more can I say?
I turned my eyes to Alan who now sat extremely awkwardly with his hands positioned conveniently over his genitals.
June sat naked now as well. I actually missed him undressing but that was very like June. He was very quick, careful and calculated. His favourite past time was chess so I guess that makes sense.
"Good!" I said, "Just one moment," I said as I now removed my clothes. Since I was host I thought it was fair that I got to change last (and thus watch everyone get naked).
"Perfect!" I said, clapping my paws together. I examined the table to make sure everything was ready. I thought, Cards check, chips check, see-through glass table (hehe) check.
"Okay, is everyone comfortable? Rick, got your bear?"
Rick grunted affirmative.
"Good!"
"So I'll now explain what we're doing. Tonight we'll be playing a modified game of poker which I personally created, so let's hope everything works out well and I didn't fuck up anything!"
"Generally the rules are the same but I modified them slightly to make this easier for all since I know not everyone plays regularly. There will be one blind who will start each round. I'll deal, give everyone their two cards then the blind will put in 1 chip. Betting will commence with everyone putting in at least 1 chip to play. You can raise if you'd like but that means the next person has to match that raise or fold. Once everyone has put in chips or folded I'll put down 3 cards. You'll be given the chance to raise again. Once raising is done, I'll draw the fourth card. You can raise again or fold. Then I'll draw the river and whoever has the best cards wins all the chips. Basic. Okay now why this game is special. I've given everyone 4 bags in front of them. The blue bags represent muscle mass. The red bags represent penis length. The green bags represent height in inches. And, the yellow bags represent masculinity."
A mix of confused and scared faces looked back at me in silence. Even London looked at me funny since I had refused to tell him what we were doing.
"Each round, the blind gets to pick a bag colour. Once he picks, all of the chips will become offerings of that bag. Each chip has a value of 1. So for instance if you put in 1 chip on a green bag pot, you are betting 1 inch of height. Winner takes all. So if you lose that hand, you lose 1 inch of height. The winner gets all of the winnings and can choose to either a) take those inches or b) trade them in for a pass next round. Everyone starts with 50 chips. The game ends when everyone loses their chips to one person. You can surrender but you forfeit whatever you've lost to that point and lose the opportunity to win more chips. I would recommend this option if you are seriously in the hole."
"So these are like imaginary loses right?" Alan asked nervously.
"Nope!" I said smugly to looks of shock around the table, "I have been investing in this game for months. I've used all of my winnings in this game to buy what's inside those bags. You may open them if you'd like."
Everyone opened their coloured bags.
"Pills?" London asked, examining a blue bill inbetween his claws.
"Yup. Each bag is filled with 50 pills. 25 round ones and 25 oval ones. The round ones are +1. The oval ones are -1. If you win for instance 5 chips on a green bag. You are allowed to eat 5 round green pills. The rest of the losers have to eat the oval ones and take their loses - physically."
"Holy shit, yo. That's cray," Yun remarked.
"Holy shit, yes, Yun. It is cray. Also insanely expensive. So be careful not to lose any. We'll use the surplus for future games if everyone enjoys this one tonight. Does everyone understand the rules?"
"Uh... yeah."
"Sure."
"I think so."
"Fuck me."
"So, are like these changes permanent, yo?"
"They last a week," I responded.
"Shit, yo."
"So here's how the bags work:
The blue bags represent muscle mass. Blue round pill equals +1% of muscle gain and -1% fat loss. The Blue oval pill equals -1% of muscle loss and +1% fat gain.
The red bags represent penis length. Red round pill equals +1 inch of penis gain. The Red oval pill equals -1 inch of penis loss. Also the balls will shrink or grow accordingly. I must warn you that you can lose everything.
The green bags represent height in inches. Green round pill equals +1 inch of height gained. The Green oval pill equals -1 inch of height loss.
And, the yellow bags represent masculinity: This one's a bit tricky to quantify but basically the yellow round ones will make you look more masculine and the yellow oval pill will make you look more feminine and less masculine. I've made sure that it won't effect your penis length, height or muscle mass - though it could redistribute your muscle mass to make you look more voluptuous. It also could take away facial hair, smooth jawlines, even effect the voice."
"Holy shit, dude. That's crazy. How much was this shit?"
"Too much! Okay, let's begin! Everyone has two dice in front of them, roll it and tell me your number. I'll roll one too."
The sound of dice hitting the glass table echoed through the apartment.
"Ha! Suck on that! Yun said showing double 6's."
"Doubles don't count," I said quickly.
"You serious!?" Yun said, banging his paws on the table.
I grinned, "Just joking, anyone else have a 12?"
Everyone shook their heads in disappointment.
"Cool, that means I get to pick the bag colour, right?" Yun asked.
"Yup. I suggest picking something that you need. For instance you might want to play for height, for example."
"You calling me short?" Yun said toughly. I snickered slightly.
"Well, I'll let you know I am completely comfortable with my height. But... everyone could use another inch down below, right?" he asked, a slight blush crossing his face.
"So you're picking the red bag, Yun?" I asked.
"Yes. I choose the red bag."
"Okay, ante up big blind. You have to put in 1 inch at least."
"K!" Yun said, placing 1 chip in front of him.
I proceeded by passing out the cards to everyone.
"Oh come on!" Yun shouted, almost knocking over his soda in his wild arm motions.
I snickered, "Yun, you're not supposed to give away your hand."
"Oh, yeah... These cards may or may not suck but probably the latter."
I nodded my head in approval. Well, Yun's screwed XD
"I'll call," Rick said, putting in one chip.
"I'll raise an inch," I said looking at my double red 2 and 3 of hearts.
"Fuck!" London said, "I fold."
"Me too," the snow leopard commented, "too risky."
I looked at Alan who was looking down at his crotch, "Alan, you calling 2 inch or folding?"
"I.... uh.... Fine. I'll call 2," he said, putting in 2 chips.
"One last chance to raise, Yun," I said.
"No, I'm sticking with my one," Yun answered.
"Okay. So that means right now we have 6 inches of penis length on the table."
"Here's the first 3 cards." I flipped over an Ace red heart, an 8 red heart and an Ace black diamond."
Okay. So I'm probably not going to get the Straight flush but I can still go for a flush.
"Yun, you going to raise?"
"No, I check."
"I check too," Rick replied.
"I raise 1!" I said joyfully, "Alan, you have to call 1 or fold which means you'll lose two inches."
"You're mean," he said, intently looking at his cards, "FINE! I'll raise 1," he said defeated, sliding in 1 extra chip.
"Okay, we now have 8 inches in the middle. Next card is a: Black Ace of spades."
"Check."
"Check."
Fuck me. "Check..."
"I guess I'll check too," Alan said.
"Okay. Here comes the river!"
I closed my eyes. I need you to be a heart or I have shite!!!
A collective gasp.
I opened my eyes.
"The river was a Red Ace of clubs. Okay, flip."
Yun turned over his cards, "Nothing. Just the 3 of a kind Queen high. Fuck!"
Rick flipped his, "Ha! Eat that! King high!"
"I got nothing," I said honestly, not showing my cards.
"Well, it's up to you Alan. Can you beat a 3 of a kind King high?"
"I... I don't know. Is this good?" he said, flipping his cards.
"Holy shit!" Rick said, standing up and walking away from the table. Yun lowered his head in shame.
"Congratulations Alan!" I said unenthusiastically yet surprisingly shocked as well, "You have a four of a kind. You win the pot!"
"I do?" Alan asked excitedly.
"Yup, you win 8 inches. You can either take 8 red round pills or you can hand in 5 of them for a pass and take 3 inches. 5 chips is the cost for a pass."
"Um... Ian I trust you, what should I do?"
"It's up to you buddy. How big are you now?" I asked not wanting to put him on the spot but needing to know to help make a decision for him.
"Like 4 or 5ish."
"Well, do you want a foot long penis or would you be satisfied with a 7 inch penis and have a pass. Still respectable."
"Okay, I'll take that one."
"Fuck me..." I said, looking at the red bag. Yun, you're down 1 inch. Rick you too. I lose 3. Fuck."
That could've gone way better!
Yun, his head held in shame looked at the red oval pill and took it, instantly spasming slightly as a chill went through his body.
Rick who had gotten up from the table sat back down and swallowed his pill without making a complaint. A slight shiver went through his body as his massive cock shrunk slightly. Even minus an inch it was still bigger than anyone else' at the table."
I watched through the table as Yun's sheath decreased in fullness ever so slightly. His balls were easier to see the effects of the pill, looking to have pulled a few centimeters closer to his groin. Rick, who was already sprouting a massive erection, was easier to see it shrink, though proportionally, he only lost about 1/12 or so. Yun was hit harder, losing about 1/5 of his penis. If he was erect right now, it'd probably be only about 4 inches or so. Maybe slightly bigger than 4.
I then watched as the little bunny ate his three circle shaped pills. I could tell that he was already slightly aroused by being naked. Although he wasn't overtly sexual, I could tell from previous experience that he enjoyed public humiliation.
Thus, I could see his penis in it's whole 4 inch glory. After taking the pills though, it became actually pretty impressive. At first it only looked like it was getting slightly harder than before but within moments, the small carrot shaped penis sprung upward shocking Alan, almost doubling in size.
"Woah!" Alan exclaimed, a paw going right to his penis, feeling it up.
I rolled my eyes as I reached my paw into my bag.
I pulled out 3 pills and took one of them. I if I took them all at once I might go into shock at the sight of my 7 inch penis dropping to a measly 4 inches.
With one down I watched in a mix of horror and excitement as my fully erect boner shrunk ever so slightly. My balls followed, retreating somewhat up toward my body. I shivered momentarily as the change completed. I looked down at my still above average cock, reluctantly downing the last two pills.
I watched in horror as my penis twitched again, looking as if it was retreating into it's sheath. I had on a frown as the process stopped after several seconds, leaving me with a less than average erection. Considering I'm pretty tall it looked even more out of place. The only thing that saved me was my lankiness. If I had London's build it may have looked even worse.
I looked at my pitiful sized balls. Once they had been about the size of gold balls but now they were no more than the size of an acorn.
"Huh..." I sighed looking back up.
I regained my composure and put my grin back on my face, "I'll get them back. Just you wait."
"Okay," I said, straightening out the table, "Rick, it's your turn to pick."
Patting his full belly, he said in his gravelly voice, "I think I'll pick the yellow bag."
"Masculinity. Interesting," I said.
"Okay, put in a chip, Rick." He did.
I passed out the cards. I decided to not make it difficult and just decided to be the dealer the whole game. I have a reputation for not cheating and being honest - too honest sometimes - so the guys never really minded.
I looked at my hand. 5 and a 4 of different colours and suits. Looks like I'm going for a straight.
"I'll raise 1 chip. London?"
"Fine! I sat out the last one so I'll call you. Nice penis by the way. If you don't win it back, looks like I'll be topping later on."
"Oh shut your face hole!" I said, looking away out of embarrassment. For some reason the idea of him topping me was even hotter than ever. I tried shaking away the odd submissive thoughts and refocus on the game.
"June?"
"I'll call."
"Alan?"
"Same."
"Yun?"
"Fine!"
"Okay, good, so the pot right now is 6 chips which means the winner is gonna be hella handsome if he chooses to keep all the winnings."
"And the first 3 cards are red Ace of spades, red 2 of spades and black King of diamonds."
Okay Ian, you can do this. Who really cares about masculinity but I need to get that pass! Alan could screw everyone over right now if he plays right. He has nothing to lose after all. Even if he loses he can just play the pass and walk away like he folded at the very start. Fuck!
Rick put in 1.
I called.
London reluctantly called.
So did the ever quiet June.
"Alan, are you going to raise or call?"
"I'm going to raise 2," Alan said oddly more confidently than before. If I was correct, it even looked like he was sitting up straighter than before.
"Shit!!! Fuck you Alan!" Yun said. Looking at his penis and back at his 1 chip on the table, Yun folded, "Can't risk it... I'll take the loss."
"Okay, next card is a... red 3 of spades."
I tried my hardest to keep my poker face.
Yes!!! I have a straight. Now I just have to hope Alan doesn't have something stupid good and fuck me over. If he's just bluffing and keeps raising the pot then I'll get it all!!! Yes!
Rick checked.
I did too.
So did London and June.
Alan smiled then checked.
"And the river is a Queen of Hearts."
"Turn them over!"
I proudly flipped my straight. With my smug look I glanced around the table. I beat Rick, London, June ... "No Way!!!" I exclaimed, looking at Alan's two spades in his hand making him have a flush.
Alan grinned as he dragged the chips toward him.
"Fine! So this is the tally: Rick takes 2 oval pills. I take 3 oval pills - fuck. London takes 3 as well - haha London, we both lost hard on this one. June also takes 3. Yun takes 1 - lucky bastard. And Alan since you won you don't have to give up your pass. You won 12 chips. You can give 5 for another pass and keep the remaining 7 if you want."
"I'll do that," Alan said, pulling out 7 yellow round pills. The rest of the table took out varying numbers of the oval ones.
"All together now?" I asked.
"Sure," everyone replied unhappily.
I raised my paw to my mouth and swallowed all 3 but was more interested in watching what would happen to my London who also took 3. I would say he was the epitome of masculine beauty. Not overly chiseled but just that perfect amount. Any less and I don't know what would happen.
I watched carefully, ignoring the buzzing in my own body. I was never really masculine to begin with so I don't think I had much to lose anyway. Probably just a small amount of fat redistribution. Maybe a bit more hourglass look.
I watched as the pills went down London's throat. The first thing I noticed was his Adam's apple decreased in size. It was pretty prominent before and now could be barely seen under his neck fur. On top of that, his beard which wasn't very full to begin with, thinned out completely giving him a more youthful appearance. Not only that but the muscle around his neck thinned. The same happened to his shoulders which somehow looked like they became narrower. His hairy chest thinned considerably until it was just a thin layer of fur instead of it's full look he had before. His pubes thinned as well. His toned body, although still toned, looked more slim somehow with more fat distributing around his pectorals. Although his pectorals were already somewhat pronounced, they became more so to a point which wasn't unseen on men but looked sort of out of place on London's body. On him, they looked more like breasts even though they definitely weren't fully breasts and probably could be easily hidden beneath a baggy shirt. Below his hips actually got wider with his legs getting thinner. Most of the fat on his body, which he had little of, migrated north and south, to his chest and to his hips. At the end of his transformation he did look less masculine. Not by an extreme amount, but enough to see the difference.
"Holy shit London," I said, surprised by my voice which was slightly higher pitched. Definitely not a girls voice, still clearly a guys, but just higher.
I put a slimmed hand over my mouth. I removed my hand quickly, realizing I too had lost my facial hair while my snout seemed to have become more narrow and shorter just by a small amount. I looked down at my body and was glad to see that since I didn't already have a muscled chest the fat that had migrated up to my chest was minimal. The biggest change I suppose was my voice.
"London, you look different," I said, then glancing over at the rest of the table.
"Holy shit Alan!" I exclaimed looking at what used to be the pretty bunny. He was pretty no more, having a much more angular jawline, facial hair, a muscled stomach and pecs and larger arms. Although he hadn't grown in height, he had broadened up slightly and looked a lot less lanky.
Alan gave a quick grin while looking at himself. "Like what you see?" Alan asked me.
"Um! Is that even you Alan?" I asked, completely shocked at his transformation.
Even his voice was deeper and less whinny.
June had fared okay by comparison. His body was thin like mine so he just looked more lean. Since Rick took less, his appearance didn't change much, though his thick beard did look thinner and shorter. His muscled belly also looked lower while his hips looked more voluptuous. Yun fared the best, only looking slightly more lean than usual.
"Well... I guess let's let the game continue."
And continue it did.
I continued to lose, like usual. Though I was less risky and ended up only having to lose another inch on my penis, 5 inches to my height and another 2 chips off my masculinity. No one had picked the blue bag yet after 6 more rounds. Luckily Alan's streak had broken and the wins were scattered more around the table. London won back his masculinity but didn't take a card to his chagrin the next turn when he lost 2 inches from his 8 inch penis and the turn after that where he lost 4 inches to his height making him almost as short as Yun. Yun had suffered greatly, losing another 2 inches from his penis and even more of his masculinity and height. June won two rounds and won back everything he had lost plus an inch on his penis and a pass. Alan ended up using his two passes and taking a few hits to his masculinity and height but overall still winning by count of chips. Rick remained about even.
The current placement was:
1st Place: Alan with 85 chips (Basically won everything. Increased masculinity, height and penis length increased by 5 inches to make a total of 9 inches).
2nd Place: June with 65 chips (+1 inch to penis plus a pass).
3rd Place: Rick with 55 chips (down an inch or two).
4th Place: London with 35 chips (-4 inches to height plus a 6 inch penis).
5th Place: Me with 20 chips (-5 inches to my height plus a 3 inch penis).
6th Place: Yun with 5 chips (1 inch left to his penis).
(The missing chips were removed from the pot to buy passes).
"Okay... my turn again..." I said, basically defeated at this point. I had lost almost a half foot in height making me about the same height as London, if he hadn't shrunk too. I had a small penis and even smaller balls. They looked pathetic yet at the same time I was turned on by the idea that my penis was half the size of London's and 1/3 the size of Alan's. Only Yun had a smaller penis than me. I glanced at his groin through the table and snickered lightly. His sheath had shrunk by so much that I could barely see it at all. The same went for his balls which were no bigger than marbles. His scrotum was extremely small and cute, looking more like something you'd hang from a car rear view mirror than from a male.
Yun was not happy. He had lost a lot. He was now only about 5 feet tall, was almost a eunuch and had lost a lot of his masculinity making him very round in some areas. He had lost so much in fact that if someone were to look at him quickly, they might guess female more often than male. His voice had also increased in pitch and actually sounded very androgynous. He also now owned two medium sized breasts which were definitely no longer oversized pecs. He would definitely not be able to hide those jugs under a baggy shirt.
I thought long and hard about what I wanted most. I had begun to think not about what I could win but what I could make other's lose. I hadn't won many rounds at all and my confidence had plummeted.
"I choose... penis length!" I exclaimed.
"No!" Yun shouted, clearly not happy at the idea of losing all of his penis length. Since he only had 1 inch left he would be forced to give it all up or walk away with one. He had folded the last 2 rounds and we had decided that if you folded 3 times in a row, you forfeited playing which meant you were stuck as whatever you had right then and there.
"Sorry Yun. You can walk away now looking like a cuntboy or you can try to win back your penis and walk out of here having breasts but also being able to masturbate again."
"Fuck!" Yun shouted, already throwing in a chip.
I put my chip in, passed out the cards and then went to London. "London, I'm assuming you don't want to lose any more or you might not be able to top me," I teased.
"Shut up, you. I'll raise 1!"
"Oh," June said, putting in 2 chips then an extra.
Alan checked.
"No..." Yun said hopeless, looking at his small stack of chips left, "I have to go all in..."
Yun, with a pouted lip, moved his last 4 chips into the middle.
Rick followed suit. Even if he lost all of his 4 chips, he would still have an 8 inch penis.
"Okay. Yun, you better hope you get lucky. You might win your penis back and actually if you win you could be back in the game. This is the biggest pot we've had yet: almost 20. If you won you'd bump me to last place."
I looked down at my King and Queen, both black clubs. This might be my time. I could go for a royal flush potentially.
"The first three cards are: Black Joker Club, Red 10 Club and Red 2 Heart!"
I looked over to Yun to see the colour drain from his chubby, feminized cheeks. He can't quit. He's all in. And for me, I might still get lucky. Two more cards left. I need an Ace of clubs.
"I raise 1."
"Check."
"Check."
"Check."
Skips over Yun.
"Check."
"Next card is... ... ... Red Ace of Hearts..."
So fucking close! I need the river. I'm in too deep. If I lose I'll become a nullo and London will never live this down! Though if he loses now then he'll have a baby dick as well. Not a nullo but not enough to dominate me with.
"I.... I'm going all in!" I exclaim, pushing my total of 20 chips into the center.
"Holy fuck, Ian!" London exclaimed, "I'm going to have to go all in too!"
"Might as well," June said, putting his all in, even though he didn't need to, forcing Alan to put in over half of his chips.
"Fuck that, I fold. I'll take the loss," Rick said, forfeiting his 4 chips.
"So 4 of us are all in right now?" I asked.
"Are we ready for the river?"
"Sure!" Yun said snottily, his arms crossed beneath his breasts.
"Okay... and the river card is... ... ... ... ... Red Ace of Clubs."
I collapsed back into my chair. I got the highest Royal Flush you can get. I've never gotten this hand before!
"Ian, you got a good hand?" London asked miserably.
I sat back up to see that London had the highest hand so far with a four of a kind.
"Oh do I," I said throwing my cards upon the table, "How do you like that! Royal Flush fuckers!"
I opened up my arms and took all of the chips.
"So," I said so humbly, "Now that you fuckers helped me win, let's tally up your loses: London just eat 6 pills, you should be eating like 35 but that seems excessive. June, same for you, eat 7 or until it's all gone. Alan, Alan, Alan, you should have folded. How about this, I'll let you keep your penis as long as you forfeit the match right now and relinquish your remaining pieces to me."
"Deal," Alan quickly said.
"Oh Yun... I'll take pity on you. You don't have to take the last one."
"No. I lost fir and square," Yun said, popping the pill into his mouth.
"Rick, you take 4."
"And I, fuck... I don't even think you can take more than 10. Well, I guess we'll see," I said gleefully.
"On the count of 3, everyone take what they need. 1. 2. 3!"
I watched in glee as Yun's small sheath and balls disappeared beneath his crotch fur. Only a small hole remained which allowed for urination.
Yun looked almost completely feminine now. His upper body screamed female and now his lower body did as well.
I looked over at London who was staring in fascination as his 6 inch cock shriveled as if it was losing it's erection. What was different though was that his sheath was shrinking along with his balls. Inch after inch disappeared. 5 inches. 4 inches. 3 inches. 2 inches. 1 inch. Nothing. All that remained was a black patch of fur and the smallest of holes for urination.
The same happened to June though he took it in stride. His smooth groin actually complimented his toned, sleek body. "Damn June, you look sexy as ever. Maybe even more sexy than before! I wish I could say the same about London," I snickered.
"Hey," London protested meekly.
I smiled as I popped 5 pills in my maw experimentally.
Sure enough, my shrunken package blossomed and filled back out until it was it's rightful size plus or minus a few centimeters.
"Hell, why not?" I said, delightfully taking another 4 to reach a full foot.
Just as I had hoped, my penis extended to the length of an average stalions.
"Oh London, it looks like the tides have changed!" I exclaimed, looking over his body. Besides the smoothness of his nether region, the only other thing that had changed for him was that he had lost a few inches which wasn't too big of a deal.
"Well, everyone, I think tonight was a successful night. Clearly there have been some winners here," I said, stroking my huge penis which I had rested on the table and glancing up at Alan who still looked amazing, "and a few losers," I said, looking specifically at Yun and London. "Rick it would seem you will walk out of here mostly unscathed."
"Yeah whatever," Rick said, looking down at his now average sized penis and balls.
"We should totally do this another time, and London... you're coming with me." ;)