Just Once: Guess Who Lost His Virginity?
#5 of Just Once
Albus just did! Also, so did Jem.
LAST TIME ON JUST ONCE: Imagine a song to the tune of "hotline bling" about being in the friendzone. Then add in the most ironic traumatic childhood experience ever written, and top it off with a true moment of fail, in terms of their telling each other how they felt. We pick up right after the flashback and the friendzoning they did to each other by accident. I am not shitting you. That happened, if you didn't read that one to know.
They quickly undressed each other on the bed, and kept passionately kissing. Albus stroked her sides with his hands, and made his way down to her hips. Then they rolled over, and he went down on her. He stuck his tongue inside her moist vagina, and instinctually knew what to do. He wiggled his tongue inside of her, brushing the tip of his tongue back and forth against her clitoris, and moving the back of his tongue up and down in between her labia. She started moaning softly and panting, and this was one of the things that Albus was waiting for most of his life since his first boner. I can't believe I'm actually able to please her, he thought, moaning himself and swallowing her juices, because some of them got in his mouth, and that apparently turned him on. "nnnnnnhh hhhaaahahhh uuhhhhh yeah keep doing that...yessss" It was clear that almost nothing could stop this from happening. They, up until this point, were both virgins, having saved themselves for each other for such a long time.
Jem took a split-second break to put on an old song by Gazelle, one that had lyrics like "You're the only one for me, so please be mine", and then they felt so happy, they were pretty much about to start crying. She said to him "You know and I know where this is going", giggling as she said those words. 'HOLY FUCK PROTECTION!!! I'm sorry Jem I should have-" "It's alright" she replied as she took a pink, oblong pill. "This'll stop any pregnancies from happening." "Holy titting fuck, that had me worried. And I'm still not too stressed out to get a boner!" Albus blurted, starting to laugh with relief. "Nothing is going wrong when I try and do something really important, for once! Maybe I'll even-" Before he could finish, Jem pulled his mouth onto hers, and they started kissing as he penetrated her. "Ow. Wait, just don't stop. It's better now" For a split-second, she felt a pinching feeling, as this was the first time anything bigger than three of her fingers (except for that one time with a clarinet. Nobody brings that up without pissing her off) penetrated her vagina, so she just needed to get used to it.
Then they both started thrusting, and moaned louder and louder. Albus stroked Jem's breasts gently, and Jem did the same to Albus's chest. Jem and Albus reached orgasm at roughly the same time. "ooh hhhah unnnnnnhh AH AAAH I-I-AAAAH!!!" she moaned, trying to say "I love you", but not being able to. About that time, Albus felt an orgasm building up inside of him, and held her close as he came. "JEM I UUUUUUUUNGH!!!" and then he had one of those orgasms that are so intense, you're borderline unconscious afterwards for at least a few seconds. They both had that kind of orgasm, collapsing into each other's embrace just as the bridge to the song started. "Don't you worry bout a thing/'cause we were meant to be/together, you and me". Everything was pretty much the best, but dammit, I already have one regret. I had the one single best chance I've had since meeting her again to tell her how I feel, with none of these fucking inhibitions holding me back, and I came too soon. Now I'm still too stressed to tell her how I feel. Don't worry. There will be plenty more sex, it'll be kinkier, but we have to think about our priorities, audience.
They woke up the next morning, with the help of OH DEAR GOD NOT HER FUCKING HELL!!! Wesha tickled them both on the cheek, and said "Time to wake up, sleepyheads. You two lovebirds should really get downstairs, because you have a great breakfast waiting for you!" Lovebirds. Fucking hell, Wesha. "Thank you for saying that" Albus said, a smile on his face and tears in his eyes. Jem had the same expression. Then, something went off in her head: "So when're we gonna try anything kinky?" Wesha's face immediately went from "aww look at those two" to 'YOU FUCKING PERVERTS" when she asked. "I don't really feel comfortable hurting you, if we're talking BDSM" Albus said, Wesha breathing a sigh of relief at that. "That's okay. I wanna be the top anyways." Jem replied. Wesha's face went back to being horrified and judgmental, even more so when Albus said "I'm pretty sure I'd like that. Can the safe-word be bananas? It's just so fun to say".
"Please, PLEASE just go downstairs. I don't want any more of this talk reaching my ears" Wesha bitched and moaned. And then they saw the breakfast. It was just all sorts of delicious, from crispy waffles, to chewy pancakes, to freshly-squeezed orange juice, to warm milk, and even bacon AND breakfast sausage. "Oh my god! It's like porn for my stomach!" Albus genuinely said out loud, in front of all of them, before rushing into his seat and getting as much of everything as he could. "Hey, can I have some of that honey to drink?" he then also asked out loud for fucking real. People reminded him that he's not supposed to fucking drink honey, he acknowledged that, and breakfast went bloody wonderfully. My best chance was just when it started, Albus thought to himself.
"just when it started" was when they were both 10 years old. They were both playing with both boy and girl toys. "I don't understand why the other boys make fun of me for having a heart and feelings. Why are people mean like that?" Albus asked. Jem replied "Some people are just like that. Nothing that they say even makes sense. They pick on me for being tough. I don't even get how that works." "I think you're cooler than I am for being tough" Albus replied, eliciting a giggle from Jem as she said "you're cool too, you know" Why is it that all of a sudden, that giggle made me feel all warm and cozy inside, like there's comfy new furniture inside my brain or something? _Albus thought to himself. "Your laugh is just so adorable!" he blurted. _He likes my laugh? Why do I feel all soft and fuzzy inside just outta nowhere? Jem thought. "I need to talk to my parents!" they shouted at the same time, scurrying away.
Their parents told them what it meant, and Albus and Jem were about to tell each other how they feel, but then their parents got involved. Albus's father, Taurin Blacksad, sounds like Chuck Norris, by the way. "You know that real men aren't supposed to get all girly and emotional, don't you? Toughen up, and focus on your school work, and just try and make friends with more other boys. No matter what she keeps saying, Natalia is NOT a boy." Albus should have just gone "Fuck you dad!" and told Jem how he really felt about her, but instead, he listened, and kept his feelings to himself and his writings. Meanwhile, Jem got exactly the kind of reaction you'd expect when it's your parents' fault that you still aren't dating the one person you've been crushing on since you were 10. They could have gotten together that early, but instead her father was all like "My favorite daughter is NOT fallin' for some socially retarded Nancy boy dweeb! You are not to even THINK about marrying him!" She also listened when she absolutely should not have.
NEXT TIME ON JUST ONCE: See what happens when two young adults with hidden feelings for each other go out for some coffee at some pretentious-ass coffee shop! Awkward laughter! Uncomfortable body language! Bunny boobies!* All next time on Just Once
*There will be a shirt over them. Just a heads-up.